How Dogs Are Better Than Women

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How Dogs Are Better Than Women

1. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
2. A dog's parents will never visit you.
3. Another man will seldom steal your dog.
4. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
5. Dogs do not hate their bodies.
6. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
7. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
8. Dogs don't care about previous dogs in your life.
9. Dogs don't get mad at you when you pet another dog.
10. Dogs don't shop.
11. Dogs enjoy petting in public.
12. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
13. Dogs love it when you leave your clothes on the floor.
14. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.
15. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
16. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
17. Dogs limit their time in the bathroom to a quick drink.
18. Dogs never expect flowers on Valentine's Day.
19. Dogs never expect you to call them.
20. Dogs seldom outlive you.
21. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
22. Dogs won't hold out on you to get a new car.
23. Dogs won't get mad at you if you forget their birthday.
24. If A dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
25. If A dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
26. If A dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
27. If A dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just think it's interesting.
28. If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you.
29. If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel room for free.
30. No dog will ever wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
31. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you.
32. The later you are, the more excited your dog are to see you.
33. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.
34. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.