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WalMart Bump

Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around - WalMart when they collide. 

The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." 

The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too...I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her...what does she look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 years old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, is buxom...wearing no bra, long legs, and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?"

To which the old guy says, "doesn't matter, let's look for yours."

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