Annoy Stuff

[uk666 5,298]

Annoy Stuff

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. People who waving money to try to get served, there’s a queuing system for fairness. Everyone at the bar has money and intends to use that money to buy a drink. Holding out a tenner as evidence of this won’t get you to the front of the line.
4. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
5. When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course, it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
6. When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No, paid $25.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
7. When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know a*shole, you are the one who frigging pulled me over.
9. When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?
10. When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favour! It's one god damn piece of paper!
11. People who use reply all the time, it is a great function when you’re working on a group project or delivering information to your whole family in one fell swoop. However, in most settings, there’s no reason to deliver your response to everyone on an email chain.
12. When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came, I would not be standing here! 
13. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did you buddy?

[Rædwulf 1,441]

lmfao.. those r grand.. usually i find one and pick it, but these were all just perfect.. good one uk666..