uk666 5,298 Report post Posted May 5, 2019 Ticket Fare A Scotsman, carrying a huge suitcase, has been riding a London bus for five miles along its route, all the while attempting to avoid the ticket collector. Finally, the conductor manages to corner him and tells him to pay up: "You've been on for five miles -- that'll be £10, please, and £1 for your suitcase." The Scotsman responds: "I not paying £1 for the suitcase." They begin to argue, and the ticket collector becomes more and more enraged and finally, as the bus is passing over London bridge, he grabs the Scotsman's suitcase, and hurls it out of the bus. It lands in the river and float to the side of the river, the suitcase opened and out pop a boy. The boy then swam ashore safely. The Scotsman stands shocked for a moment and says to the ticket collector: "Not only are you are trying to charge me extra for me suitcase -- but you tried to drown me boy Johnny." 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted May 5, 2019 cute.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmo 348 Report post Posted May 8, 2019 So tight he squeaks when he walks I guess... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
