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Anything For You

A Male mosquito to its wife: Darling I will hunt a Lion for you.

Female mosquito: OK fine, now go to sleep.

Male mosquito: I will bite an elephant and bring his blood for you.

Female mosquito: Sure love, go to sleep.

Male mosquito: I will drive you around Paris in a Mercedes.

Female mosquito: Hmmmmmm... ok, go to sleep...

Male mosquito: You don't trust me? I will get you a 100 gms Gold chain....

Female mosquito: You idiot go to sleep...

Male mosquito: Honey I'll do anything for you.

Female mosquito: You silly... how many times have I told you not to come home after biting a politician.

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Drunk of Politician Blood...  Woo Woo...

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completely the truth.. promise the world, but only provide emptiness.. lmao.. :laugh2:

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