uk666 5,298 Report post Posted May 8, 2019 The Gold Watch The judge was instructing the jury that a witness was not necessarily to be regarded as untruthful because he changed his statement from one which he had previously made to the police. For example, he said, "when I entered my chambers today, I was sure I had my $4 million Patek Philippe Caliber Pocket watch in my pocket. But then I remembered that I left in on my left-hand nightstand in our bedroom." When the judge returned home, his wife asked him, "Why so much urgency for your watch? Isn’t sending three men to get it a bit extreme?" "What?" said the judge, "I didn't send anyone for my watch, let alone three people; what did you do?" "I gave it to the first one", said the wife. "He knew exactly where it was. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted May 8, 2019 lol.. dumba$$.. hehehe.. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmo 348 Report post Posted May 14, 2019 Cute - was he anIrish Judge or even better a Canadian from Newfoundland... ha ha... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
