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Spiritual Gift

A minister of a church loved peach brandy. One of his congregants would make him a bottle each Christmas.

One year, when the minister went to visit his friend, hoping for his usual Christmas present, he was not disappointed as he unwrapped the homemade peach brandy. However, his friend told him that he had to thank him for the peach brandy from the pulpit the next Sunday.

So, the next Sunday the minister suddenly remembered that he had to make a public announcement that he was being supplied alcohol from a member of the church.

That morning, his friend sat in the church with a grin on his face, waiting to see the minister's embarrassment.

The minister climbed into the pulpit and said, "Before we begin, I have an announcement. I would very much like to thank my friend, Joe, for his kind gift of peaches... and for the spirit in which they were given!"

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lol.. sneaky sneaky play on words, but then again religious mouthpieces and political mouthpieces r 2 wings of the same bird.. :laugh2:

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