uk666 5,298 Report post Posted May 13, 2019 The Married Cold The Seven Stages of the Married Cold: A husband's reactions to his wife's colds during seven years of marriage. The seven stages are as follows: Stage 1: Sugar Dumpling, I've really been worried about my baby girl. That's a bad sniffle, and there's no telling about these things with all the strep that's going around. I'm going to put you in the hospital for a general check-up and a good rest. I know the food's terrible, but I'm going to bring you dinner every night from Rosini's. I have it all arranged with the floor supervisor. Stage 2: Listen, Darling, I don't like the sound of that cough. I'm going to call Doc Miller to rush over here. Now you go to bed like a good girl just for Papa. Stage 3: Maybe you'd better lie down, Honey. Nothing like a little rest when you feel lousy. I'll bring you something. Do we have any canned soup? Stage 4: Now look, Dear, be sensible. After you've fed the kids, and gotten the dishes done, and the floor mopped, you'd better lie down for a while. Stage 5: Why don't you take a couple of aspirins? Stage 6: Why don't you just gargle or something instead of sitting around barking like a seal all evening? Stage 7: Would you stop coughing on me? Are you trying to give me pneumonia? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted May 17, 2019 lmfao.. ahhh the luvin warmth of a long debilitating marriage.. hehehe.. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
