uk666 5,298 Report post Posted May 16, 2019 Battle of Fallujah A platoon of soldiers was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was a British soldier in a similar but less serious state. The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the Platoon Leader asked the injured British soldier what had happened. The soldier reported, 'I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.' 'We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved.' 'He yelled back, yes he get what was to coming to him.' 'So, I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!' 'He yelling, 'Oh yeah? he does!' 'And, there we were, in the middle of the road, laughing, shaking hands, when a truck hit us.' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmo 348 Report post Posted May 20, 2019 That's Big Oops... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
