uk666 5,298 Report post Posted May 18, 2019 A Cowboy Appeared…... A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. "Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face. Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!'" St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?" "Couple a minutes ago ... " (The gang of bikers don’t back off and kick the crap out of the cowboy) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
