uk666 5,298 Report post Posted May 20, 2019 Emergency Landing A plane made an emergency landing on water. The stewardess asked the passengers to slide down to the lifeboats, but the passengers refused. The stewardess then asked the captain to help. The captain, being very knowledgeable and experienced, guided her: You tell the Americans this is an ADVENTURE. Tell the English this is an HONOUR. Tell the French this is a ROMANTIC activity. Tell the Germans this is the LAW. Tell the Japanese this is an ORDER, and everyone will be sorted out. The stewardess remembered the flight had some passengers from Scotland and Singapore too. "What about them," she asked. The captain, taking a deep breath, patiently explained, "You need not tell the Singaporeans anything, my dear. Once they see a QUEUE, they will join it without questions." "And what about the Scottish?" she persisted. The captain laughed, "Easy. Just tell the Scottish this activity is FREE." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmo 348 Report post Posted May 23, 2019 That about covers things huh... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tech 425 3,942 Report post Posted May 23, 2019 Ok now here is my question? What would the Captain say to my people on Pluto? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmo 348 Report post Posted May 25, 2019 He'd say - Mickey and Donald will be there shortly... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
