uk666 5,298 Report post Posted May 28, 2019 Purebred Police Dog My friend, a recent widower, thought it might be a good idea to get himself a dog for a bit of companionship. Checking out the pet ads in the local newspaper he came across one that read: "Purebred Police Dog $225". Thinking that sounded like a pretty fair bargain, he called and ordered the dog to be delivered and paid up-front by credit card. The very next day a van pulled up and left on his doorstep, in a cardboard kennel, the mangiest looking mongrel he had ever seen. In a bit of a rage, he telephoned the man who had placed the ad and shouted over the phone. "What the hell do you mean by calling this mangy mutt a Purebred Police Dog?" "Hey calm down," the man responded, "Don't be deceived by his looks, mister, the dog is in the Secret Service and is under cover." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites