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The First Pitch

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The First Pitch!

The President and first lady Melania are in the front row at a Yankee's baseball game. 

The row behind them is filed with Secret Service agents. One of them leans over and whispers something into the President’s ear.

Mr. Trump pauses then grabs the first lady Melania by the scuff of the neck and heaves her over the railing! 

She falls 10 feet to the dugout, kicking and screaming obscenities.

The President shakes hands with those near him, getting "high fives". 

The Secret Service Agent leans over again and whispers:

"Mr. President, I said, they want you to throw the 'FIRST PITCH'"

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