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Medical Puns

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  1. Statistically…. 9 out of 10 injections are in vein.
  2. PMS jokes aren’t funny; period.
  3. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
  4. I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.
  5. I tried to look up impotence on the Internet, but nothing came up.
  6. Conjunctivitis.com — that’s a site for sore eyes.
  7. URINE: opposite of ‘you’re out.'
  8. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center that said ‘Keep off the Grass.
  9. He was wheeled into the operating room, and then had a change of heart.
  10.  I don’t find health-related puns funny anymore since I started suffering from an irony deficiency.
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