uk666 5,298 Report post Posted June 13, 2019 Medical Puns Statistically…. 9 out of 10 injections are in vein. PMS jokes aren’t funny; period. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now. I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes. I tried to look up impotence on the Internet, but nothing came up. Conjunctivitis.com — that’s a site for sore eyes. URINE: opposite of ‘you’re out.' There was a sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center that said ‘Keep off the Grass. He was wheeled into the operating room, and then had a change of heart. I don’t find health-related puns funny anymore since I started suffering from an irony deficiency. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites