uk666 5,298 Report post Posted July 8, 2019 Little Johnny’s Breakfast A grade three teacher is giving a lesson on nutrition, and she decides to ask her students what they had for breakfast. To add a spelling component, she asks the students to also spell their answers. Susan puts up her hand and says she had an egg, 'E-G-G'. 'Very good', says the teacher. Peter says he had toast 'T-O-A-S-T'. 'Excellent.' Johnny has his hand up and the teacher reluctantly calls on him. 'I had bugger all', he says, ' B-U-G-G-E-R-A-L-L'. The teacher is mortified and scolds Johnny for his rude answer. Later when the lesson turns to geography, she asks the students some rudimentary questions. Susan correctly identifies Ottawa as Canada's capital. Peter tell her Newfoundland was the first North American site discovered by European explorers When it's Johnny's turn, the teacher remembers his rude answer from the nutrition lesson, and decides to give him a tough question. Johnny, she asks, 'where is the Pakistan border?' Johnny ponders the question and finally says: 'The Pakistani boarder is in bed with my mother. That's why I got bugger-all for breakfast'. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmo 348 Report post Posted July 10, 2019 Yippeee... fixed that teacher... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
