uk666 5,298 Report post Posted August 5, 2019 Deposition The judge turned to the farmer and said, "Mr Brown, you are in this court to claim damages against this truck driver, for the awful injuries you claim you sustained at the time of the accident. And yet, Mr Brown, at the scene of the accident you were heard, in front of two reliable witnesses, to say to the policeman that you'd never felt better when he asked how you felt. Kindly explain this if your injuries were as severe as you now state in your deposition." "It's like this, your honour" replied the farmer. "At the time of the accident the policeman went over to my dog, hearing it whimper seeing and it was badly injured, he shot it. Then he went over to my two cows and when he saw they had broken legs, he shot them as well. So, when he came and asked me how I felt, I thought it was a good idea to tell him I'd never felt better." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmo 348 Report post Posted August 12, 2019 Was that injury sustained in Baltimore..??? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
