uk666 5,298 Report post Posted September 21, 2019 Contracting - Some Definitions Sub-Contractor - A gambler who never gets to cut, shuffle or deal. Tender Submission - A poker game in which the losing hand wins. Tender Sum - A wild guess carried out to two decimal places. Successful Tenderer - A contractor who is wondering what he left out. Architects Estimate - The cost of construction in heaven. Management Contract - The technique for losing your shirt under perfect control. Completion Date - The point at which liquidated damages begin. Liquidated Damages - A penalty for failing to achieve the impossible. Quantity Surveyors - People who go in after the war is lost and bayonet the wounded. Lawyers - People who go in after the Quantity Surveyors and strip the bodies. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
