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Giving up the Sex

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Giving up the Sex

A very rich older man, was married to a younger woman. 

After several years of a very happy marriage, he had a heart attack.

The doctor advised him that his heart was no longer strong enough for strenuous activity, and to prolong his life he should no longer have sex.

After discussing the matter at length, the man and his wife decided that he should sleep in the living room downstairs to save them both from temptation.

After several weeks of celibacy, he decided that life without sex wasn’t worth living, so he headed upstairs.

He met his wife on the staircase and said:

“I was just coming up to die.”

She laughed and replied:

“And I was just coming down to kill you!”

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