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27 Signs You Are Officially Getting Older.

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27 Signs You Are Officially Getting Older.

  1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
  2. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
  3. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
  4. You hear your favourite song on an elevator.
  5. You watch the Weather Channel.
  6. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
  7. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
  8. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
  9. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
  10. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 
  11. You wear a hat during the winter.
  12. You would rather read a book than watch television
  13. You don't know what time fast food restaurants closes anymore.
  14. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
  15. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
  16. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
  17. You’re doing and saying things that remind you of your parents.
  18. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
  19. Dinner and a movie are the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
  20. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
  21. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
  22. A $8.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
  23. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
  24. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
  25. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
  26. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
  27. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you.
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Yep :( 27. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you. :) 

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