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Queens Inspection

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Queens Inspection

The Queen is inspecting 3 armed forces personnel, 1 from each of her fighting forces.

She asks each one what they would do if they woke up and found a camel spider in their tent on operations?

The squaddie says, 1 would reach over, grab my bayonet and stab it to death!

The matelot says, 1 would reach over, grab my boot and batter it to death!

The airman says, 1 would reach over, pick up my phone, call reception and ask, who has put a tent up in my hotel room?

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