uk666 5,298 Report post Posted January 9, 2020 Queens Inspection The Queen is inspecting 3 armed forces personnel, 1 from each of her fighting forces. She asks each one what they would do if they woke up and found a camel spider in their tent on operations? The squaddie says, 1 would reach over, grab my bayonet and stab it to death! The matelot says, 1 would reach over, grab my boot and batter it to death! The airman says, 1 would reach over, pick up my phone, call reception and ask, who has put a tent up in my hotel room? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites