bmo 348 Report post Posted January 17, 2020 1. Law of Mechanical Repair -After your hands become coated withgrease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.2.Law of Gravity -Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.3.Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.4.Law of Random Numbers -If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers.5.Variation Law -If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.5.Law of the Bath -When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring.6.Law of Close Encounters -The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.7.Law of the Result -When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, IT WILL!!!8.Law of Biomechanics -The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.9. The Coffee Law -As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.10.Murphy's Law of Lockers -If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.11. Law of Physical Surfaces -The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.12. Law of Logical Argument -Anything is possible IF you don't know what you are talking about.13. Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy -As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it OR the store will stop selling it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites