uk666 5,298 Report post Posted March 18, 2020 Life Support Justin crawled into the police station pleading for help. The officers on duty immediately tried to administer first aide, but could find no apparent injury. They helped him into an office, sat him down in a chair, and asked him what happened. “My wife tried to kill me…” he stammered as one of the officers began taking notes. “We were sitting in the living room, talking about what to do if the unthinkable ever happened. I told her, ‘Dear, I don’t want to be kept alive on machines and liquids. If you see me in a vegetative state, I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive.'” Justin continued, “It was then that my wife got up from the sofa and proceeded to disconnect the TV, the Cable, the DVD player, my computer, and my Xbox. If that wasn’t bad enough, she went into the fridge and tossed out all of my beer!” 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmo 348 Report post Posted March 22, 2020 That would make me sick too... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
