uk666 5,298 Report post Posted March 18, 2020 New Heart A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital emergency room. The doctor tells him that he will not live unless he has a heart transplant right away. Another doctor runs into the room and says, "you're in luck, two hearts just became available, so you will get to choose which one you want. One belongs to lawyer and the other to a social worker". The man quickly responds, "the lawyer's". The doctor says, "Wait! Don't you want to know a little about them before you make your decision?" The man says: "I already know enough. We all know that social workers are bleeding hearts and the lawyers probably never used his. So, I'll take the attorney's!" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmo 348 Report post Posted March 22, 2020 Sounds correct to me... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
