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Astrological Afterwards

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It is possible to deduce the zodiac sign of a new sex partner by the first thing they say after coitus.

  1. Aries: OK, let’s do it again.
  2. Taurus: I’m hungry. Pass me the pizza.
  3. Gemini: Have you seen the remote?
  4. Cancer: When are we getting married?
  5. Leo: Wasn’t I fantastic?
  6. Virgo: I need to wash the sheets.
  7. Libra: I liked it if you liked it.
  8. Scorpio: Perhaps I should untie you.
  9. Sagittarius: Don’t call me – I’ll call you.
  10. Capricorn: Do you have a business card?
  11. Aquarius: Now let’s try with our clothes off.
  12. Pisces: What did you say your name was again?
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Well I'm not going to tell you what Zodiac Sign I am ----------- But dang I'm hungry for Pizza ;) (But I will say I've got Aries in me also :) )

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