uk666 5,298 Report post Posted May 30, 2020 Lovemaking Tips For Seniors Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. Set the mood with lighting... (Turn them ALL OFF!) Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin. Write partner’s name on your hand in case you can’t remember.. Use extra polygrip so your teeth don’t end up under the bed. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act… Make all the noise you want…. the neighbours are deaf, too. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!! Don’t even think about trying it twice. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tech 425 3,942 Report post Posted June 2, 2020 Now this is Funny..............And True (This is why it's not in the Funny Section ) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
