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Artery <-> The Study of paintings.
Bacteria <-> Back door to the cafeteria.
Barium <-> What you do when CPR fails.
Benign <-> What you be after you be eight.
Bowel <-> A letter like A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes Y.
Caesarean Section <-> A neighbourhood near Rome.
Cat Scan <-> Searching for Kitty.
Cats Scan <-> What dogs do when they enter your yard.
Cauterize <-> Made eye contact with the nurse.
Colic <-> A Sheep Dog.
Coma <-> A punctuation mark.
Congenital <-> Friendly.
D&C <-> Where Washington is located.
Dilate <-> To live long.
Enema <-> Not a friend.
GI Series <-> Baseball between teams of soldiers.
Grippe <-> A Suitcase.
Hangnail <-> A coat hook.
Impotent <-> Distinguished, well known.
Labour Pain <-> Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff <-> A Doctor's cane.
Morbid <-> A higher offer.
Nitrate <-> Cheaper than the day rate.
Node <-> Was aware of.
Outpatient <-> A person who has fainted.
Pelvis <-> Cousin to Elvis.
Post-operative <-> A letter carrier.
Protein <-> In favour of young people.
Recovery Room <-> Where you have your upholstery done.
Rectum <-> Darn near killed him.
Rheumatic Fever <-> Amorous feeling.
Secretion <-> Hiding anything.
Seizure <-> A Roman emperor.
Tablet <-> A small table.
Terminal Illness <-> Sick at the airport.
Tibia <-> North African country.
Tumour <-> An extra pair.
Urine <-> Opposite of you're out.
Varicose Veins <-> Veins which are very close together.

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