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Check-Up

During my check-up I asked the Doctor, "Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life then?"

He replied, "I doubt it somehow. The Mercury is in Uranus right now."

I said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense."

He replied:

"Neither do I. My thermometer just broke."

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