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Dead Man

The man was immaculately dressed. Fitted out more for the Ritz than the street.

But in the street, he lay dressed in black tail suit, patent leather shoes, top hat and bow tie, and very dead.

"How did he get here?" asked Patrolman.

"He threw himself off the roof," said a bystander.

"Does anyone know the man?" said the Patrolman.

"I do," said Barrie Quinn.

"What religion was he?" asked the Policeman. "Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Muslim?'

"None at all," said Quinn. "He's was an atheist!'

"What a shame,' said the Patrolman.

"All dressed up and nowhere to go!"

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