uk666 5,298 Report post Posted July 9, 2020 Time Off I rung up work this morning, "My wife died last night." I explained. "I'm going to need some time off." "Oh, my goodness, that's awful." Replied the secretary. "We understand though, take as much time off as you need." "Thank you." I said: "It'll be about eighteen years, if I behave myself." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites