Analysis Of Character By Method Of Urination (Rude)

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Analysis Of Character By Method Of Urination (Rude)

1. Excitable - Trousers twisted, cannot find the hole, tears in anger. 
2. Sociable - Goes for a piss with friends whether he wants to or not. 
3. Cross-eyed - Looks in urinal on the left and pees in the one on the right. 
4. Timid - Cannot go if there is anyone there. Pretends to go and comes back later. 
5. Aggressive - Whistles loudly, checks on everyone else’s progress. 
6. Indifferent - All the urinals being occupied, will piss in the sink. 
7. Clever sod - No hands, adjusts tie and waits for applause. 
8. Worried - Makes casual but close examination. 
9. Frivolous - Shoots streams in patterns on the wall - will never grow up. 
10. Absent-minded - Unbuttons waistcoat, takes out tie and pees in his trousers. 
11. Disgruntled - Waits for a while, grunts, tries to fart, doesn’t succeed, walks out. 
12. Sneaky - Lets silent but deadly fart out whilst peeing. 
13. Flashy - Tells rude jokes while peeing, removes drops with great flourish.