uk666 5,298 Report post Posted July 16, 2020 Asleep In A Grave A man missed his bus and decided to walk home. He had journeyed several miles when night began to fall. Stumbling exhausted into a cemetery, the man laid down on the grass, rolled over, then slid into an open grave. The next morning, a blonde arrived at the cemetery and, just as she approached the grave-site, she heard a voice murmur, "I'm soooo cold!" Staring down into the grave, she replied: "Well no wonder, you poor thing. You kicked off all your dirt." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites