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Asleep In A Grave

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Asleep In A Grave

A man missed his bus and decided to walk home.

He had journeyed several miles when night began to fall.

Stumbling exhausted into a cemetery, the man laid down on the grass, rolled over, then slid into an open grave.

The next morning, a blonde arrived at the cemetery and, just as she approached the grave-site, she heard a voice murmur, "I'm soooo cold!"

Staring down into the grave, she replied:

"Well no wonder, you poor thing. You kicked off all your dirt."

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