Three Nurses working in a morgue discover a Dead Man with a hard on, the 1st Nurse says "I can't let that go to waste", & Rides Him.
The 2nd Nurse does the same. The 3rd Nurse hesitates & explains she is on her period, But does him anyway.
Then the Man sits up & the 3 Nurses start apologizing saying they thought he was Dead.
The Man replies "I was, But after two jump starts & a blood transfusion I feel Freaking Great!!!!"