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An 8-year-old choir boy catches the priest masturbating. He says, "What are you doing Father?" "It's called masturbating,” the priest replied, "You'll be doing this soon." "Why Father?" he asked "Because my wrist is killing me,” the priest replied.

So TLW took over the world and the next day he...............

it was the devil and he told the two men...

A little boy and his father walk into a drugstore and proceed down the aisle with the condoms. The little boy sees a 3-pack of Trojans and asks his father who needs a 3-pack of condoms. The father replies, "That's for the high school boys, one for Friday night, one for Saturday night, and one for Sunday night." The little boy then asks, "Well, what about this 6-pack of condoms?" The father says, "That's for the college boys, two on Friday, two on Saturday, and two on Sunday." The little boy's eyes widen when he sees the 12-pack of condoms and asks incredously, "What kind of man needs a 12-pack?" The father replies, "Relax, son, that's for the married man, one for January, one for February,....."

Lady Diana and Pamela Anderson die on the same day, and they both go before St.Peter to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so St. Peter must decide which of them gets in. St. Peter asks Pamela if there's some particular reason why she should go to heaven, so she takes off her top and says, "Look at these. They're the most perfect ones God ever created, and I'm sure it will please him to be able to see them every day for eternity." St. Peter thanks Pamela, and asks Diana the same question. Diana drops her skirt and panties, takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and douches with it. St. Peter says, "OK, Diana, you may go in. Have a nice day." Pamela is outraged. She screams, "What was that all about? I show you two of God's own creations, she performs a disgusting, pornographic act, and she gets in and I don't?!!!" "Sorry, Pamela, but a royal flush beats a pair any day."

.A Husband lays dying, with his wife by his bedside. ..He says in a weak voice, "There's something I must confess." "Shhh". said the wife, "There's nothing to confess. Everything's all right." .."No" the husband replied "I must die in peace. I had sex with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your best friend's mom!" ..."I know," she whispered "That's why I poisoned you, now close your eyes.

everyone was looking for a savior, suddenly out of nowhere appeared.........

Love the Iron Maiden

nitrogen kenner

and announced that a terrible crime has happened....

mercury

troll in his mouth wagging his tail, wandered into the woods but out of nowhere appeared...........

exhausted