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    A young blonde woman decides to try horseback riding, even though she has
    had no lessons or prior experience.
    She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into
    action.
    As it gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the blonde begins to
    slip from the saddle.
    In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot get a firm grip.
    She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down
    the side of the horse anyway!
    The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its' slipping rider.
    Finally, losing her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the
    horse and throw herself to safety.
    Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now
    at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against
    the ground over and over and over.
    As her head is battered against the ground and she is mere moments away from
    unconsciousness, to her great fortune, Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her
    and unplugs the horse.

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