Happiest Couples
A sex therapist has a theory that couples who make love three or more times a week are the happiest.
So, he tests it at a seminar by asking those assembled, “How many people here make love three or more times a week?”
Half the people raise their hands, each of them grinning widely.
“Once a week?” A third of the audience members raise their hands, their grins a bit less vibrant.
“Once a month?” A few hands tepidly go up. Then he asks, “OK, how about once a year?”
A man in the back leaps up and down, jubilantly waving his hands.
The therapist is shocked, this disproves his theory. “If you make love only once a year, why are you so happy?”
The man yells, “Because today’s the day!”