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    When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be. - Lao Tzu
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    My motivation The Movember Foundation is the leading charity changing the face of men's health, and this Movember I'm joining them. Together we can make a difference for men's health – in prostate cancer, testicular cancer, mental health and suicide prevention. Help me stop men dying too young. Make a Donation, Sponsor Me or Join up at My link below... https://mobro.co/NeophobiA?mc=1
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    Believe you can and you’re halfway there. - Theodore Roosevelt
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    The maximum frequency you can hear is: 12006 Hz Your hearing age is: 52 9 years older than I am...
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    The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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    A lot of fun stuff to look at... www.refdesk.com One could spend days linking to all this interesting stuff... Enjoy...
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    Brilliant Doubts – Unanswered If all the nations in the world are in debt (am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? If the ‘black box’ flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff? Why do people say, ‘you’ve been working like a dog’ when dogs just sit around all day? Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? What came first, the fruit or the colour orange? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? Why is it called a ‘building’ when it is already built? Why is it called a TV set when there’s only one? If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the taxi driver end up owing you money? If it’s Zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be Twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? Ballet dancers always dance on their toes, wouldn’t it be easier to just hire taller dancers? Why do scientists call it “re”search when looking for something new? If pro is the opposite of con, then is progress the opposite of congress?
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    Jewish Grandmother Grandson phones his Jewish grandmother for directions to her new flat. She tells him, ''when you get to the main doors, press the intercom button for 301 with your elbow and I will buzz you in. Go to the lifts, press the up button with your elbow for the floor three. When you get to third floor, use your elbow to ring the doorbell on flat number 'one' and I'll let you in.’’ Grandson ask, ''got all that but why do I have to press all the buttons with my elbow?’’ Grandmother replies, ''you come to visit me for the very first time and you got empty hands have you....?'’
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    75th Wedding Anniversary An elderly couple is sharing an intimate dinner in honour of their 75th wedding anniversary. The man says softly, "Dear, there is something I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our sixth child never quite looked like the rest of our children. Now, let me assure you these 75 years have been the most wonderful I could have hoped for, and your answer will not take all that away. But, please tell me, did he have a different father?" His wife lowers her eyes, pauses for a moment, and then confesses, "Yes. Yes, he did." The old man tightens, very shaken, the reality hitting him hard. "Who? Who was he? Who was the father?" he asks. Again, the woman lowers her head, trying to muster the courage to finally tell her husband the truth. She says, "You."
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    Home For Lunch Two women visiting an art exhibition were staring intently at a painting entitled “Home for Lunch”. The painting was of three naked black men sitting on a park bench. What puzzled the women was that the men on either end of the bench had black male genitalia, but the man in the middle had pink male genitalia. Just then the artist happened to walk by, so the women decided to ask him for an explanation. “We don’t quite understand the painting of the black men on the bench,” they said. “Why does the man in the middle have pink male genitalia?” “Oh, dear!” Laughed the artist. “I’m afraid you have misinterpreted the picture. You see, the three men are not African Americans, they’re coal miners, and the man in the middle went ‘Home for Lunch’.”
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    1543 Hz 35 yrs old lol.. its younger then i actually am.. hehe..
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    haha another blonde burn.. too funny.. oh my god.. a dad burn on his daughter.. i now bring u ur father of the year award for the best burn.. hahaha..
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    Ask and it will be given to you; search, and you will find; knock and the door will be opened for you. - Jesus
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    Better Boyfriend Two girls were comparing boyfriends over some drinks. "Mine's the best," said the first. "I call him Seven-Up because he's 7 inches long and he's always up!" "Oh yeah," exclaimed the other. "I call my boyfriend Jack Daniel's because he's the best hard licker there is!"
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    Vaseline Survey A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. He says, 'I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?' She says, 'yes......my husband and I use it all the time.' 'And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?' 'We use it for sex.' The researcher was a little taken back. 'Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?' The woman says, 'I don't mind telling you at all.....My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out.'
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