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Zac Brown Band - Chicken Fried (Full Version Video)

Aaron Lewis - "Country Boy" (Official Video)

3 Doors Down - Here Without You

Uncle Kracker - Follow Me [Official Video]

Buckcherry - Crazy Bitch

As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery in the back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn’t stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. I felt badly and apologised to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn’t know what else to do, so I started to play. The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I’ve never played before for this homeless man. And as I played ‘Amazing Grace,’ the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full. As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, “I never seen nothin’ like that before and I’ve been putting in septic tanks for twenty years. Apparently, I’m still lost… It’s a man thing.

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?" "I cannot say." "Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Nina Capelli?" "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her." "Was it Cathy Piriano?" "My lips are sealed." "Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?" "Please, Father! I cannot tell you." The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself." Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?" "Four months vacation and five good leads..."

Metallica - The Unforgiven (Live Glastonbury 2014) HD

Mike Mago - Man Hands (Low Steppa Remix) [Available July 7]

http://youtu.be/f3mPLnjDjv0 They are hitting the sea again! ALESTORM are back with their new and outstanding album "Sunset on the Golden Age". Catchy songs with an abundance of parrots and eye patches showcases the piratical life on the seven seas. A real treasure for pirates and rum-loving landlubbers! Cheers! Captain Christopher Bowes and his crazy crew are sailing through `Bacon Powered Pirate Core´ with sleek keyboard riffs influenced by Folk Metal and classical Power Metal. The winner of the `Best New Pirate Metal Band´ Grammy Award has again completed a brilliant performance in the studio and presents us a skillful follow-up to their third studio album with this new masterpiece. Cast off and Ship AHOY! Release Dates: 01.08.2014 G/A/S, FIN & Benelux 04.08.2014 UK & EUROPE 05.08.2014 US/CAN 06.08.2014 ESP/SWE/NOR

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DEVILDRIVER - Gutted (Official Lyric Video) Devildriver overlord Dez Farara will readily acknowledge the basic tenet of heavy metal is to achieve the essence of power and complete freedom. At the most base level, it's a concept that can manifest itself in the form of a high-speed joyride or defeating one's antagonists, be they Frank Frazetta-rendered warriors or the guy/girl who was looking at your lover too long at the biker bar and now has a concussion and a collection of broken pool cues. On Devildriver's sixth release, Winter Kills, the band certainly didn't skimp on the riffage, the idling-dragster tempos or the sheer sonic drive that makes them one of heavy music's respected outfits. Winter Kills is all about the creation of flashover moments to empower people with hope and affirmation—or at the very least, the inspiration for people to create great work and engineer their own meaningful universes. This ain't no tired Tony Robbins posi-posturing or Joel Osteen's cartoony, cash-and-Christ posing. The world got more oppressive, and Devildriver are stepping up their game to keep hope alive in the most bone-powdering, cochlea-bleeding, neck-snapping way possible.

GLORYHAMMER - The Unicorn Invasion of Dundee (Live) Shot and Edited by Adrian Pagano, Infected Monkey Film and Media Production https://www.facebook.com/gloryhammer

Q: What do you call a very short trip around a Greek maze? A: A minor tour.

Q.What's a porn star's favourite drink? A.7 Up in cider The Le Mans 24 Hours walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Why the long race?” Q: Why did Batman have to fire his sidekick? A: Because he’d been robbing Q: Why do Wallace & Gromit like to read John Wyndham novels? A: Because they think they're Kraken. Q: Will science fiction fans eat cheese? A: Only if it’s Canon-bert. Q: What’s green, leafy and sings with Led Zeppelin? A: RUBBER PLANT Q: What instrument do you use to measure the temperature of a sheep? A: A baa-rometer. Q: What kind of pancake is fifty storeys tall? A: A sky-crépe-er Q: What does Obiwan Kenobi say before he cooks a casserole? A: May the force be with stew. Q: Which salad dressing tends to be most comfortable in social situations? A: Extroversion olive oil.

Q: Why didn’t The Boomtown Rats order dessert? A: Because they don’t like sundaes

"One of these things just don't belong here, one of these things is not quite the same" The one with the 'real tan', good on her, I doubt it but hope she beat the fakes...

A man goes to his doctor and tells him: "I have a problem, my girlfriend is sleeping over this weekend, my ex-wife is staying on Saturday and my wife is coming home on Sunday. I need 3 libido-boosting pills to keep me going." The doctor answers "That's a lot for one man to take in the space of a weekend! If you want me to prescribe you these pills then you must come in on Monday morning so I can check you out. Deal?" "Deal." Monday morning the man returns to the doctor's surgery with his arm in a sling. "What happened?" gasped his doctor. "No-one turned up!"

Froggy Fresh - Street Rangers This dude cracks Me up....

The End of the World - "Space Jazz" Skeeter Davis Cover ft. Niia Get the song: http://msclvr.co/gf2tdm Long time fans of my channel will recognize the amazing voice of Niia on this one. Although most of time we cover modern songs in vintage styles, we switched things up this week and updated a 1960s song with a new arrangement. Check out Niia's page for more of her own awesome music: https://www.facebook.com/NiiaMusic The band: Niia - vocals http://www.twitter.com/niiarocco Adam Kubota - bass http://www.facebook.com/adamkubotabass Allan Mednard - drums http://www.twitter.com/allanmednard and Scott Bradlee on rhodes http://www.twitter.com/scottbradlee My facebook: http://www.facebook.com/scottbradleem...

Iggy Azalea ft. Charli XCX - "Fancy" PARODY Iggy Azalea - Fancy (Explicit) ft. Charli XCX

http://youtu.be/jQ_a_pXG-ys Jimmy and Pitbull head to Moe's in Universal Orlando to face off in a giant game of Duff Beer Pong.

http://youtu.be/KpCWs7H3NeE French sculptor Frederic Bartholdi butts heads with Congress when he tries to gift the United States a 300-foot statue. Tune in to the Season 2 premiere July 1 at 10/9c, and watch more Drunk History here: http://on.cc.com/1kRcc1B