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[Official Video] Daft punk - Pentatonix (S4 BeatBox Bachka cover)

2014: http://youtu.be/pyV57QlGUGI

2013 version: http://youtu.be/KorH9yNUY1k

I laugh every time I see this, been awhile and seen it with different tracks, gotta love it...

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.' Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. 'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot. 'Yes', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you.' The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?' 'Moses,' replied the bird. 'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?' 'The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'

Scooter feat. Wiz Khalifa-Bigroom Blitz

damn, I'm under average then...

I am officially jealous of this flight. When the passengers of a Southwest Airlines flight were getting ready for takeoff, they definitely weren’t ready for what was to come. Meet Martha Cobb, flight attendant extraordinaire. Martha gave passengers a safety speech that they would never forget. Watch this video and you’ll understand why it’s being shared like crazy all over the internet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=07LFBydGjaM If only all flights could be that entertaining. Great job, Martha! You took airline safety to a new, hilarious level.

Dewalts answer to home protection that doesn't require a registration or license. This nail gun can shoot a 16-D nail through a 2x4 at 200 yards and incase of a home invasion well you can NAIL THEIR ASS to the wall. Im not saying it wont kill the perp but they wont get away. You can also help build a friends fence 2 blocks away while sitting in your front lawn. This is truly how you adapt and overcome so Thanks Dewalt

I want one and so does kat...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-EJsgq46atU The force is strong in this one..

A bug in one of Netflix’s apps is accidentally mashing up the plot summaries of different movies and TV shows At last, the Lifetime/SyFy crossover we’ve all been waiting for! (James Patterson’s Suzanne’s Diary for Nicholas/River Monsters) We know that Disney cartoons took some liberties with their source material but… (The Hunchback of Notre-Dame/Walking With Dinosaurs) # Star Trekkin’, across the universe, slagging off your mum and stealing your nan’s purse # (Star Trek: The Next Generation/The League) There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to man. Please fill in form 71B/2 and 2 forms of ID to enter. (The Twilight Zone/Parks & Recreation) Well, it couldn’t be worse than The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (The Pervert’s Guide to Cinema/Spider-Man)

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The Tree of Life A Hathor Planetary Message through Tom Kenyon From our perspective you are the Tree of Life and the Living Mystery. This is because your subtle energy body possesses thousands of minute energy channels that receive spiritual light from other dimensions of your cosmos. They are like the branches of a tree, which is why we are referring to you and this meditation as the Tree of Life. Your yogis and yoginis have identified these subtle channels of energy as nadis. And in this meditation you will be activating your entire system of nadis for the purpose of infusing spiritual light to ease the way for you to enter higher vibratory states of existence. Due to time acceleration and the escalation of your current Chaotic Node, many of you are experiencing an increase in physical, emotional, interpersonal, and interdimensional difficulties. By infusing the branches of the Tree—that is your body—with higher spiritual light, you will greatly benefit from the elevated vibrational frequencies. And your transition into higher states of consciousness will be more graceful. Although this meditation will take place during a specific period of time you can re-enter it whenever you wish and by doing so you will derive great benefit. The World MeditationThis Tree of Life meditation will begin at 5:30 pm Eastern Daylight Savings Time on May 31st. The energetic will be introduced over a thirty minute period and will end at 6 pm, Eastern Daylight Savings Time, but the energetic wave of this meditation will continue for twenty-four and a half hours, ending at 6 pm, Eastern Daylight Savings Time on June 1st. You can engage the meditation with great benefit and potency anytime during this period. The meditation will be focused in New York during an event called Trees of Life. This group will have built a strong energetic that will support the release of this wave across your planet. From our perspective this specific World Meditation is unique in that, just prior to the commencement of the energetic wave, a powerful emanation from the Buddhic realms of light will be called into play. This transmission will be from Vajrahara the Primordial Buddha of sound. These sound codes of new creation are, in themselves, a powerful transmission, and it is upon this energetic wave that we will escalate the benevolent forces for your benefit, so to speak. This World Meditation consists of two phases—a sound meditation (described below), followed by a period silence. Phase One of the World MeditationIn the first phase of this meditation you will be listening to The Crystal Palace Within, a unique sound piece that we have used before in a previous World Meditation. In this version, however, you will be working with the sound meditation in a very different way. You will find a link to the audio file at the end of this message. There are three distinct stages to the sound meditation itself. Stage 1 The first stage is about five minutes long and during this period you imagine your body as a network of luminous filaments of light. As you focus on these nadis, these channels of light, enter the coherent state of appreciation, which will deepen your experience and make it more powerful. During this stage imagine that your nadis are open to the interdimensional nature of the cosmos, drawing into themselves highly benevolent and life-enhancing energies. Stage 2 The second stage of this meditation is about five minutes long as well, and you will notice that the music radically changes at the transition into this stage. During this stage of the meditation, your focus goes to the pineal gland in the center of your head. Throughout this stage you imagine that there is a lotus flower opening at the top of your head. Allow a descent of cosmic energies through your crown chakra and into your pineal gland during this stage of the meditation. Stage 3 The final stage is also around five minutes, and musically it is a repeat of the first five minutes. During this final stage, you re-imagine your body as a network of nadis (subtle channels of light) drawing in benevolent and life-enhancing energies from the interdimensionality of your cosmos. There is one final very important aspect to this stage. Feel yourself connected to the Earth so that the energies entering through your nadis extend down into the Earth through your feet or through an energetic channel called the Pranic Tube, which extends down through the central line of your body from your crown through your perineum (located midway between your anus and your genitals) and into the Earth. This is for the purpose of grounding the immense celestial energies that you will have most likely accessed. If you leave out this stage of the meditation you might float in bliss for a while, but you will be useless to yourself and others—and that is not the purpose of this meditation. The purpose of this meditation is to gently raise the vibratory rate of your nadis, the filaments of light that comprise your Tree of Life, and to ease your transition into higher vibratory states of consciousness. The Second Phase of the MeditationThe Second Phase is done in silence. Just be with yourself and notice the subtle fluctuations of energy within your body/mind and spirit. If you are in an environment where it is possible, we suggest you lie down and rest completely. But whatever your situation, allow fifteen minutes to just be with yourself in silence after the active phase of the meditation. SummaryWe are offering you this meditation at a critical juncture in your transition to higher vibratory states of consciousness. The timing of this World Meditation, to be metaphorical about it, is very much like a crack in the Cosmic Egg. This meditation is an energetic key that can open the treasure troves of the light realms for you and allow you to step through the narrow gate that is now before you. The Hathors Tom’s Thoughts and Observations The MeditationThe Hathors’ directions are quite clear, and I don’t see any need to add anything further other than to clarify a few points. The first has to do with the sound meditation itself. As the Hathors noted in their message, they have used this sound piece before. But the stages of this sound meditation are quite different from the previous one so make sure you are following the instructions in this message and not the instructions in a previous Hathor Planetary Message actually called The Crystal Palace Within. This World Meditation will begin in Manhattan (New York, New York) at 5:30PM Eastern Standard Daylight Savings Time on Saturday, May 31st. You can consult the World Time Clock to find out exactly when this will occur in your time zone by going to: (http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/converter.html) The first energetic release of the Meditation will last for thirty-minutes from 5:30 to 6:00PM. The duration of this energetic will, however, continue for twenty four and a half hours, which means you can do the meditation anytime, and as many times as you wish, during this period. The sound meditation for Phase One of the World Meditation is called The Crystal Palace Within, and a direct link to this audio file appears at the bottom of my comments. Phase Two of the World Meditation is essentially a period of silence that will last for fifteen minutes. This phase is vitally important because it will allow you to integrate the dynamic energetics of Phase One (i.e., the sound meditation). My strong advice is to not skip this period of silent introspection. The Hathors referred to the event in Manhattan that will be the nexus point of the World Meditation. And I will now turn my focus to the nature of this one-day event in New York because I feel it is so significant. A Journey Into the Mythic Realm of TreesThe irony did not escape me. My original reason for creating the Trees of Life workshop came out of a personal conviction that matter and spirit need not be in conflict with each other. And despite the teachings of many religions and spiritual traditions, this meeting of seemingly polar opposites (i.e., spirit and matter) could be experienced as an exquisitely choreographed unity of consciousness. But as the event drew closer, I was troubled. I could not deny the fact that our Earth is losing many species of plants and animals on a weekly if not daily basis. Our ecosystem is being assaulted, and collectively we seem to be unaware of this harbinger to our own demise. How could I, with integrity, teach a workshop on the Trees of Life when the very biological foundations of life itself were being degraded? How on Earth could I lead people into the mythic realms when the biological reality of trees and all living things on this planet were under attack? I had unknowingly blocked my energy around this event and put the whole thing aside to focus on other matters. But as the time of the event drew closer I could no longer deny that I had frozen myself in relation to the vision. I actually thought about canceling this event altogether and returning everyone’s money. Finally in desperation, I asked for spiritual guidance from “M,” as I call her. You may know her as Mary Magdalen. With Judi by my side I asked M what on Earth I could possibly do to shake myself from this psycho-spiritual paralysis. In her usual eloquent way, which I cannot capture here, M said that I had become spiritually paralyzed by grief and sadness—specifically the grief and sadness I had been experiencing as I watched the loss of so much precious life on this planet and so much blatant disregard for Earth from the very culture of which I was a part. She advised me to spend the night in Dreamtime visiting the Trees of Life in each of the three mythic realms I had intended to work with. Let them show me the way out of my malaise, was her advice. I won’t go into details of that night because it would take far too long to describe. But it was near dawn when I finally broke through my own emotional and spiritual paralysis. It is now clear to me that this upcoming event in New York will be the most powerful workshop of my life. I don’t make such statements lightly. And I do realize that in such a short period of time, it might be challenging for you to get to New York physically. But if you can manage it, I would personally move mountains to be there. Due to my sabbatical in 2015 it will be at least a year, if not longer, before I teach again on the East Coast. Below is a short description of what will transpire and why I feel the way I do. The workshop in New York will consist of three deep sound immersions. The First Sound Immersion: The World TreeThis will be a shamanic exploration into our Underworld (subconscious mind) for the purpose of transforming emotional patterns of sadness, despair, hopelessness and regret. We will be aided in this task through the spirit songs of Tah’zukan a spirit singer from the Upper or Celestial Worlds. I encountered this remarkable shamanic force many years ago, and I have been working with him since that time. Tah’zukan sings energetic worlds into existence that assist the listener to transform inner obstructions and negativities. He is especially adept at imparting blessings from the spirit worlds. These energetic blessings move through the psyche at profound levels that still amaze and astound me after all these years. After working in the Underworld, Tah’zukan will then work with us in the Celestial Worlds, imparting once again unique energetic blessings from these higher realms of light. The Second Sound Immersion: The Tree of KnowledgeThis will be a gentle, yet highly potent, activation of the kundalini. The operative words here are gentle and potent. During this second sound activation, Kundalini Shakti will rise up the central pathway of our spines to enter the crown chakra (Sahasrara) through which we shall enter the portal of Samadhi or yogic trance. In this realm of spiritual light we will draw from the “higher branches” of the Tree of Knowledge, which is our own holographic nature. By this I mean that our physical and subtle bodies are living repositories of holographic information regarding the cosmos. The Third Sound Immersion: The Bodhi TreeIn this final phase, we will enter into the mythic realm of the Bodhi Tree, the tree under which Gautama Buddha entered Enlightenment. Making contact with the Bodhi Tree through various sound meditations will open extraordinary potential for enlightened states of mind. While residing under the Bodhi tree in a meditative state I will call upon, and open, a portal to Vajradhara, the Primordial Buddha of Sound. This unique transformational energy emanates creation sound codes that prepare the way for new cycles of creation—both personal and collectively. These sound codes of new creation from Vajradhara will be emanated not only to those physically present in the room, but to the entire world and to all sentient beings in all realms of existence. These three in-depth sound immersions into the numinous (light filled realms) of our being will release unfathomable waves of new creation energies. Restored and fortified by this transmission of spiritual power we can re-enter our lives, our relationships and our world with renewed insight and potential. In the last thirty minutes of this event, we will collectively enter the Hathor World Meditation as described earlier. We will serve as the nexus (i.e., the Center Point) for the release of this beneficial energetic into the world. I personally find it immensely significant that the Hathors have chosen to engage the World Meditation immediately after the emanations of Vajradhara (the Primordial Buddha of Sound) have been released to all sentient beings. To be physically present in the room during the transmission of these new creation sound codes will be a life changing and watershed event. For further information about the Trees of Life event in New York, click here to directly access the Symphony Space Box Office website where you can order tickets or go to our Calendar at www.tomkenyon.com Whether you are able to join us in New York or not, I wish to express my deep personal appreciation for your participation in this upcoming Hathor World Meditation. I do indeed agree with the Hathors when they say that the narrow gate is upon us. For me, the narrow gate refers to the vibrational impeccability that is required of us to remain centered in the higher realms of our own being. Another way to put this is how do we remain in heaven (meaning the joyful nature of our own consciousness) when the world around seems to be spiraling into ever more intense forms of chaos? I wish to leave you with a line from the Persian poet, Rumi, because I think it expresses an important truth in this time of great personal and collective transformation (meaning the rapid and radical changing of one form into another). “Sorrow prepares you for joy. It violently sweeps everything out of your house, so that new joy can find space to enter. It shakes the yellow leaves from the bough of your heart, so that fresh, green leaves can grow in their place. It pulls up the rotten roots, so that new roots hidden beneath have room to grow. Whatever sorrow shakes from your heart, far better things will take their place.” Rumi Click here to listen to and/or download The Crystal Palace Within. ©2014 Tom Kenyon All Rights Reserved www.tomkenyon.com You may make copies of this message and distribute it in any media you desire so long as you do not charge for it, do not alter it in anyway, credit the author and include this entire copyright notice. The Crystal Palace Within audio file may not, however, be posted on other sites or duplicated in any media.

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Discovering it's inner mountain lion... 80)

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PC players are finally getting access to the Android/DS version of the Square Enix classic. The classic Square Enix RPG Final Fantasy III was just released today for PC. This isn't the original version though, the game is based off the Android/Nintendo DS re-release of the game. According to the game's Steam listing, the game costs $15.99 and includes: New and improved 3D visuals and story sequences Quicker browsing through the monster bestiary and other game record New visual designs for the Job Mastery Cards Upgraded graphics for PC Includes Steam Trading Cards & Achievements At $16, the price might seem a bit steep, but what do you think? Is it worth finally getting to access this on PC, or will you opt for one of the cheaper, portable versions?

Assuming you stick to the roads. http://youtu.be/V4EqrC-0nkc The open world in Watch Dogs takes less than ten minutes to drive from one end to the other. Demonstrated in a video uploaded by PlayStation Access, the Chicago setting in Watch Dogs takes approximately seven minutes to drive through when following the roads. Creative director Jonathan Morin has said that the game's main story will take about 35-40 hours to complete, while completing everything in the game brings the length closer to 100 hours. Watch Dogs launched worldwide today for the Xbox 360, Xbox One, PlayStation 3, PlayStation 4, and PC. The Wii U version will be released later. Be on the lookout for GameSpot's full review, which hits at midnight PST tonight.

Microsoft issues service alert today, informing Xbox 360 and Xbox One gamers that online services for handful of games are impacted. Microsoft today issued an Xbox Live service alert, asking gamers for patience as the company works out connectivity issues on Xbox 360 and Xbox One for various Ubisoft titles, including the recently released open-world game Watch Dogs. In a statement on Microsoft's website, the company says affected services include joining other Xbox Live members in online games and managing friends lists and tracking what friends are doing. The issue appears to be related to Ubisoft's Uplay service. "Are you having trouble using the Uplay feature on games like Watch Dogs, Trials Fusion, Child of Light, and Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag? We are working with our partner to get the issue resolved as quickly as possible," Microsoft said. "Thanks for your patience. We'll update you on our progress as soon as we have more information." Other Xbox Live services, like purchase and content usage and entertainment applications, are unaffected. We will update this story when more information becomes available or when the issues are resolved. Watch Dogs launched Tuesday, May 27, and thanks to a rapid influx of new players, Ubisoft's servers got hammered and some users were not able to log in to Uplay. For more on Watch Dogs, check out GameSpot's review and what other critics are saying.