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  1. Ubisoft's new open-world game, Watch Dogs, is now available, but unfortunately a number of players are experiencing issues, including a login problem that Ubisoft is aware of. "We are experiencing issues with the authentication services," a tweet sent out by the official Watch Dogs account (and spotted by Game Informer) reads. "Players may experience long delays when trying to login in-game." While that gets in the way of online play and use of the mobile app, gamers have also been complaining about being unable to connect to Uplay, which the PC version of the game uses, preventing them from being able to play. In response, Ubisoft has issued a statement on its forums that reads, "Dear fans, with the release of Watch Dogs we are seeing an exceptional increase of activity. While we have taken many measures to limit the impact to our servers, they are not responding as fast as usual. Rest assured our team is monitoring closely our servers and taking every measures so that our services remain up. Thank you for your patience." Another post on the forums lists the issues Ubisoft is currently aware of, including several different crashes for players of the PC version and PlayStation 4 preorders not properly unlocking. Solutions for these problems have yet to be offered, but we'll be keeping an eye on the game's technical issues as Ubisoft provides additional updates. Watch Dogs was released today on Xbox One, Xbox 360, PlayStation 4, PlayStation 3, and PC after becoming the most preordered game of this new generation of consoles at GameStop. For more, check out GameSpot's review as well as our review roundup to see what critics around the web think of the game.
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    a SAD attempt at humour...

    Q: How do the KLF like their text? A: Left justified and adjacent.
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    Georgia Grandma

    PML
  4. http://youtu.be/nZ2ucr74YNk Who knew banjos could be so hardcore? In the video above, Rob Scallon crushes heavy metal band Slayer's hit song "Raining Blood" ... on a banjo. The YouTube sensation has knocked us out before with his superb guitar skills, playing 30 different songs in just one minute. Since being uploaded Monday, the latest clip has racked up more than 240,000 views.
  5. http://vimeo.com/ashdavies/ho-interceptor Segment for Channel 31's MyDrive on the HO Interceptor of Keith Alexander. Essentially the modern successor to the classic 351 GTHO.
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    My new Leathers

    I don't normally do the 'selfie' thing but I love My new Leathers, thanks kat
  7. Heather Dorniden was leading this 600 meter race with one lap to go when suddenly, she tripped and fell to last place. Most people would have given up and accepted their misfortune. This wasn't just any race - it was the finals of a college Championship against some of the best runners best in the nation. But Heather didn't quit. What she did next shook the entire crowd, and you're about to see why. http://youtu.be/xjejTQdK5OI If we simply accept everything life throws at us, we can never achieve any important goals. As an 8 time All-American, Heather is the most decorated runner in University of Minnesota history. Much of her success can be attributed not to talent, but to an unwillingness to quit even when the cards were stacked against her.
  8. http://youtu.be/ZSCipuVRLGI KYUSS, the band that originated the Stoner/Desert Rock genre and spawned the likes of Queens of the Stone Age, Mondo Generator, Unida, Slo Burn and Brant Bjork & Operators has birthed another project from founding members Brant Bjork and John Garcia... say hello to VISTA CHINO. At a time when interest in the genre is approaching an all-time high, VISTA CHINO makes a statement and a mark on the collective rock consciousness with their debut album, "Peace". As creative and skilled as ever, VISTA CHINO trumps any competition from the latest bands on the scene! With years of innovation and musical exploration that have evolved to the current but intimately connected sounds of their past John Garcia says: Kyuss Lives! is now VISTA CHINO.... "It feels great just to write that... and to say it out loud, feels even better" said Garcia upon signing with Napalm.
  9. Terrific ie; Those are a terrific pair of tits you posted there GhostDreams...
  10. A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in North Dakota." Well, the boss was unsure, but he liked the kid and figured he'd give him a shot, so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did." His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down to the sales floor. "How many customers bought something from you today?" The kid frowns and looks at the floor and mutters, "One". The boss says "Just one?!!? Our sales people average sales to 20 to 30 customers a day. That will have to change, and soon, if you'd like to continue your employment here. We have very strict standards for our sales force here in Florida. One sale a day might have been acceptable in North Dakota, but you're not on the farm anymore, son." The kid took his beating, but continued to look at his shoes, so the boss felt kinda bad for chewing him out on his first day. He asked (semi-sarcastically), "So, how much was your one sale for?" The kid looks up at his boss and says "$101,237.65". The boss, astonished, says $101,237.65?!? What the heck did you sell?" The kid says, "Well, first, I sold him some new fish hooks. Then I sold him a new fishing rod to go with his new hooks. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition." The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a TRUCK!?" The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing
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    Aussie Helpline

    Damn, They recorded that.?. LOL...
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    todays music video is-------------------

    3LAU - Bang (Tiësto Bootleg) [Official Music Video]
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    The Latest From London Comic con

    That is a sad effort, cosplay is important and I know a few subs in England that would dress for a bdsm weekend so dunno why there are so few for Comic Con...
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    The Latest From London Comic con

    http://vimeo.com/78721958 Sonisphere ready to rock at London Comic Con This July’s Sonisphere festival sees Japanese teen sensations Babymetal line-up alongside the likes of Metallica, Iron Maiden, The Prodigy, Gojira and 65daysofstatic to turn Knebworth Park into an awesome vortex of rock and metal. Why are we telling you this? Well, Sonisphere are also coming along to this weekend’s MCM London Comic Con, giving you the chance to buy Weekend and Day Tickets to the festival plus brand new merch including screen printed posters, original artworks and T-shirt designs by Godmachine, Dan P Carter, Jimbob Isaac, 57Design and Doktored. To further sweeten the pot, Sonisphere are promising a Mexican wrestling photo booth in honour of this year’s festival theme as well as the delightful prospect of the large, heavily-bearded guy man who runs their Twitter account cosplaying as Rogue from the X-Men. That’s something you all want to see, right? You can check out Sonisphere’s full line-up here: sonisphere.co.uk London Comic Con Show Guide, Schedules & Floor plan Here they are ladies and gentlemen: The official schedule The official London Comic Con Floor Plan Full PDF. the official London Comic Con Show Guide Take a (virtual) ride on Honda’s anime-inspired motorbike! Honda’s ground-breaking, anime-inspired motorcycle – the awesomely futuristic-looking new NM4 Vultus – will be making its European public debut at MCM London Comic Con this weekend. Not only that, but you’ll be able to put the NM4 Vultus through its paces with a virtual ride through the neon streets of Neo Tokyo! Thanks to an Oculus Rift headset, MCM London Comic Con visitors will be able to experience a next generation 3D computer-generated virtual reality film taking the rider through a futuristic ‘Neo-Tokyo’ cityscape on the back of the NM4 Vultus. The bike’s Japanese creators will also be at the show to meet visitors and explain the concept behind the über cool machine at first hand. Street Fighter: Assassin’s Fist takes the fight to comic con Shoryuken! Cast and crew from Street Fighter: Assassin’s Fist, an exciting new live action series based on Capcom’s much-loved fighting game franchise, will be presenting an exclusive panel at next weekend’s MCM London Comic Con. Produced in association with Capcom USA, Fighter: Assassin’s Fist focuses on iconic characters Ryu and Ken as they uncover the past of their master, Gouken. Director Joey Ansah, Christian Howard, who stars as Ken, and Akira Koieyama, who plays Gouken, will be hosting the panel on the Sunday of comic con. Premiering exclusively on Machinima’s YouTube channel on Friday 23 May, the first day of MCM London Comic Con, the 12-part Street Fighter: Assassin’s Fist series will also receive a DVD and Blu-ray release featuring the full theatrical cut, as well as airing on TV as a six part mini-series and condensed 105 minute movie. Nintendo to host pop-up store at MCM London Comic Con The Official Nintendo UK Online Store will host a pop-up shop at MCM London Comic Con this year. Nintendo fans will be able get their hands on official goodies and merchandise, as well as lots of other exciting cool stuff, at MCM London Comic Con from Friday 23rd May until Sunday 25th May, at EXCEL London, Royal Victoria Docks. Items available to buy across the weekend at MCM London Comic Con are exclusive to the Official Nintendo UK Online Store and include Nintendo t-shirts, such as a Mario men’s and women’s t-shirts, Bullet Bill and Flower Power t-shirts, posters, bags, games, console bundles, game guides, console accessories such as the Mario and Luigi wheel for the Wii U and you can pre-order Mario Kart 8 for Wii U. Guests can take advantage of exclusive items including the 27” Ganondorf figure from The Legend of Zelda series, 14” Zero Suit Samus figure from the Metroid series, 22” Tanooki Mario figure from the Super Mario franchise and 8-bit pixel Mario and Luigi cases. As well as being able to get hold of exclusive items from the Official Nintendo UK Online store, guests will also be able to play Mario Kart 8, a week before the official launch date in the UK. To get Nintendo fans in the mood for the launch of Mario Kart 8, guests can take part in exclusive mini tournaments – being held only at MCM London Comic Con – across the weekend, with the chance to be crowned the best racer! Mario Kart enthusiasts will also be able to pre-order Mario Red or Luigi Green Mario Kart 8 Wii U bundles, to receive a free special L cup trophy, from Mario Kart 7, only available when they pre-order at MCM London Comic Con. If you already own a Nintendo 3DS XL, Nintendo 3DS or Nintendo 2DS then make sure you bring your console along to MCM London Comic Con as you will not only be able to increase your StreetPass hits and help complete your achievements but also swap friend codes with other Nintendo fans. The MCM London Comic Con event will take place from Friday 23rd May until Sunday 25th May at EXCEL London, Royal Victoria Docs. For more information visit http://www.mcmcomiccon.com/london/ and register to the Official Nintendo UK Store for more updates and special offers and find out more about Mario Kart 8 you can visit here. Comic con visitors to get exclusive sneak peek at Showrunners Visitors to the Saturday of MCM London Comic Con will get to see exclusive clips from Showrunners, the first ever feature length documentary to explore the fascinating world of U.S. television showrunners. Director Des Doyle, lead producer John Wallace and co-producer Ryan Patrick McGuffey will be presenting a Q&A panel on the film, which features contributions from famous names such as Joss Whedon, J.J. Abrams, Kurt Sutter, Damon Lindelof, Ronald D.Moore, Bill Prady, Jane Espenson, Jonathan Nolan and many more. Showrunners are the people responsible for creating, writing and overseeing every element of production on U.S. drama and comedy series. This exciting new film charts the many challenges that they have to overcome to make sure a new series makes it on to the small screen. To find out more about Showrunners and see exclusive footage from the upcoming movie, come to MCM London Comic Con on Saturday 24 May. Alchemical reaction: Tecmo Koei to preview Atelier and Gundam games Visitors to MCM London Comic Con will have the chance to get hands on with two upcoming Tecmo Koei titles – Atelier Rorona Plus: The Alchemist of Arland and Dynasty Warriors: Gundam Reborn – the publisher has announced. Released in June on PlayStation 3 and Vita, Atelier Rorona Plus is an updating of the popular alchemy JRPG, featuring new character models, a new battle system, expanded item crafting, an improved synthesis and assignment system and additional stories featuring Totori and Meruru, the heroines of the other two parts of the Arland trilogy. Meanwhile Dynasty Warriors: Gundam Reborn heads to the PS3 this summer with the largest roster of Mobile Suits seen in the series so far. Featuring Mobile Suits and their pilots from over 30 years of Gundam anime and manga, Dynasty Warriors: Gundam Reborn also allows players to control massive Mobile Armor units for the first time in the series. Tecmo Koei are also bringing a host of exclusive items to MCM London Comic Con, including figurines and artwork. To find out more about their offers and activities, visit www.tecmokoeiexpo.com/index Are comics a Bad Influence? Wrestling stars join the action at MCM London Comic Con Superstar wrestlers Christopher Daniels and Frankie Kazarian – who together formed famous TNA tag team Bad Influence – are coming to MCM London Comic Con later this month to meet fans and promote their awesome new comic book. Written by long-time comic book lover Daniels and drawn by Eisner Award-winning artist Art Baltazar (Tiny Titans, Itty Bitty Hellboy), all-ages special edition comic Christopher Daniels And Kazarian Wrestle Ah Yeah Comics sees the dynamic duo take on Action Cat, Adventure Bug and Awesome Bear after falling into the world of Aw Yeah Comics. Other great writers and artists attending MCM London Comic Con’s Comic Village include Robert Rankin, Boo Cook, Richard Starkings, John McCrea, Lee Bradley and Gary Erskine.
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    Banks Are More Corrupt Than You Realise

    Reminds Me of an episode of Hustle, se03ep03 I think...
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    The Latest From London Comic con

    http://vimeo.com/78721958 https://www.facebook.com/mcmexpo
  17. But it's at the vet's so might take a while to spot it.
  18. Apple has made installing Windows natively on a Mac easily with Boot Camp. With the latest version of Boot Camp Apple has added drivers support for Windows 8.1, Windows 8 and Windows 7. Your Mac should already have an existing version of Boot Camp installed, but it might not be the latest. And strangely enough Mac’s software update doesn’t pick up new software released on Boot Camp. You need to manually go to the website, download and install the latest version of Boot Camp. (As of writing this post the latest Boot Camp 5.1.5621 can be downloaded here for all none current generation Mac, or Boot Camp 5.1.5640 here for all current generation Mac) We’ve covered before how easy it is to install Windows on a Mac, this guide will help you go through how to remove Windows partitions from a Mac, if you ever decided to do so. First go launch Boot Camp, you can do so by hit “command + space” launch spotlight search and type “Boot Camp”. Hit Continue after the first Introduction page. If there already exists a Windows partition installed, you can select “Remove Windows 7 or later version”. The next step of the wizard will tell you how much space you will be gaining after removing the Windows partition. Hit “Restore” to confirm the deletion. his process will take a while depends on how big the Windows partition is, once this is done you will be getting all the storage back and merge back to the main Mac OS X partition. his is to confirm the Windows installation has been successfully removed from the Mac. That’s it, removing a native Boot Camp Windows installation is easy and straight forward.
  19. To do this, here are some requirements you need to have: Windows 8 ISO image (you can obtain Windows 8 Release Preview from here for 64bit or here for 32 bit and the Public key is TK8TP-9JN6P-7X7WW-RFFTV-B7QPF) USB (8 GB if you are installing on MacBook Air or MacMini that has no Super Drive) a blank DVD other wise A Mac with Boot Camp 4 Have at least 25GB free space on your Mac First go ahead and launch Boot Camp Assistant. Easiest way is go to Spotlight and type “boot camp” Read the instructions and Continue. The second step lets you to create a bootable USB drive as well as downloading driver from Apple for the Windows installation. Check all if you wish to proceed the installation. Even if you have a bootable USB drive already created, it’s a good idea to create a new Windows 8 bootable USB install drive here, because the USB drive will also include some of the content downloaded from Apple. You can uncheck “Install Windows 7” if you only want to create a bootable USB install drive for your Mac. (notice, the example here are from a MacBook Air, if you have a Mac that has build in Super Drive, then you will be given an option to burn the ISO image onto a DVD) Now select the Windows 8 ISO image and select the destination USB disk. Now you can sit back and relax. This process will take a while, get a coffee and come back. It will not only Copy Windows install files but it will also download additional content from Apple. When the USB is ready, it will ask you how you wish to re-allocate your disk space to accompany Windows 8. Here I give it 40GB for Windows and leave the rest of my Mac. Once you are done at this stage it will partitioning the disk and reboot whenever it’s done. From here on, your Mac will be boot into Windows and you can follow the Windows install wizard. Your Windows installation will reboot twice. When it’s all done, by default your Mac will now start to reboot into Windows automatically, but if you wish to change the boot order, you can press and hold the “Option” key on your Mac when it boots up (during the grey screen). Then you will see this boot option to choose which partition you wish to boot into. That’s it for installation Windows 8 on your Mac. Pretty straight forward, there are still some driver issue with Windows 8 Release Preview on Mac, I’m looking forward to trying the official release!
  20. eBay Inc. (Nasdaq: EBAY) said beginning later today it will be asking eBay users to change their passwords because of a cyberattack that compromised a database containing encrypted passwords and other non-financial data. After conducting extensive tests on its networks, the company said it has no evidence of the compromise resulting in unauthorized activity for eBay users, and no evidence of any unauthorized access to financial or credit card information, which is stored separately in encrypted formats. However, changing passwords is a best practice and will help enhance security for eBay users. What and when did it happened?Cyberattackers compromised a small number of employee log-in credentials, allowing unauthorized access to eBay’s corporate network. With that access, they got their hands on the data they really wanted. The compromise was discovered about 2 weeks ago but the real attack took place back between late February and early March. What’s been compromised?The database that contains eBay customers’ name, encrypted password, email address, physical address, phone number and date of birth. Fortunately, the database that was compromised did not contain financial information or other confidential personal information. Therefore, no need to worry about your PayPal account for the time being. What should we do?Simple as usual, if you are an eBay user, time to change your password. To change your eBay password, log into your account, click your name in the upper left corner. Select Account Settings. Click Personal Information on the left side of the page, and Edit next to your password. If you don’t use eBay but do use PayPal, don’t bother.
  21. http://youtu.be/3k37j4e5bvw Talk about protecting and serving! An Eau Claire, Wisconsin police officer stops oncoming traffic to allow safe passage for this family of ducks on 20 May 2014. Kudos to the drivers on the other side that all stopped for the family as well!
  22. Beautifully sinister little bit of animation. http://vimeo.com/92975323
  23. Beastie Boys turned in to old school comic Click here for PDF Version Some people have been asking where they can get a copy of this comic. Sorry, but is a wholly digital creation. Ink has never touched paper! If you right click on the above images, you can download and print them out if you want to make your own Sabotage comic. They are hi-rez enough that they should still be 150 dpi if printed out at standard comic book size: 6.875"x10.5" (although anything that's printed and folded - double sided - needs pages in multiples of 4, I don't know what you're going to do with the extra blank page. I'd recommend putting it inside the front cover - a dedication page! For your autograph collection). Print 'em, give 'em to friends, enemies, strangers - whatever you want. Hide them on buses or throw them into the windows of passing cop cars. Please don't sell them. This is a tribute to Adam Yauch; it's not for you or I to profit from financially. Peace!
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    a SAD attempt at humour...

    Q: Why’s it impossible to give a presentation about etiquette? A: Because it’s rude to Powerpoint.
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    need this on firedrive thanks (complete)

    https://www.firedrive.com/file/FC257C7FBB5F43ED Sorry ems took only seconds each way for Me, didn't realize you had done so...
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