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This amazing and revolutionary design comes from a company named Teague and is something that caters to professional athletes. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

Here are Mulder and Scully when we first got to know them in 1993 and as they are today. 1993 1 2014 2

Great artwork by artist Banzchan. Check this out. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21

A website in China challenged Gouy Zhingzhing to test the firmness of her breasts and she obliged. 1 2 3 4 5

Nipple stimulation = a closer bond with your sexual partner. 1 Or at least that’s what a 2012 study suggests! The study aimed to find exactly why men are attracted to breasts, and the answer they found is that it’s a partial result of evolution. In that men have learned that by stimulating a woman’s nipple, the woman is then more inclined to feel attracted and connected to her partner physically. In fact, some women can achieve orgasm from nipple stimulation alone. (Awesome.) 2 In a 2009 study, 29% of the 213 women studied had achieved orgasm from nipple stimulation alone. That’s because women’s brains process genital and nipple stimulation in the same exact way. There’s a champagne glass in London that’s shaped after Kate Moss’ breast. 3 The glasses exist at London’s 34 restaurant, and Kate’s signature is even on the bottom! Men have nipples and breasts because all fetuses are female at first. 4 That’s right! Every fetus starts as female, and it isn’t until six weeks that testosterone starts to take hold. But even before that six-week mark, nipples and breasts are already part of the body. The largest bra size is an L, and the smallest is a AAA. 5 The L cup was only made available in 2011. Scientists seriously do not know why women have full breasts all the time. 6 Primates have full breasts only when they’re breastfeeding, and then they quickly go back to normal. But human breasts appear full even when we’re not breastfeeding. So…what gives? There are a bunch of theories, including one about how our full breasts are similar to the round and bright red buttcheeks of our ape ancestors. Because bras weren’t yet invented, ancient Roman women would wrap bandages around themselves to keep their boobs in place while they worked out. 7 Studies show that breastfeeding can have long-term benefits for moms, including lowering risks of heart disease and cancer. 8 Along with helping new moms lose that baby weight, and lowering the chances of postpartum depression. And breastfeeding actually changes the way a mother’s brain works! It makes the mother more attuned to her own child’s crying. 9 That’s some Mother Nature witchcraft right there. Corsets that cinched in the waist and popped up the breasts went out of style during World War I, when the army needed more steel and asked women to give them up. 10 There are more than 4 million new bras produced every day. 11 A 2013 study found that men who prefer large breasts are less financially secure. 12 The study also found that when men are hungry they prefer large breasts, and if they want children they also prefer them large. And the same study found that men who prefer small breasts are more financially secure. 13 The small-breast enthusiasts are also less likely to want children. Sleeping facedown can change the shape of your breasts over time. 14 It would take a few years of sleeping facedown, but it would change the shape! The best sleep move? On your side. There are eight different types of nipples. 15 Variety: It is fun! And for nipples, the varieties include normal, flat, puffy, and inverted! And just in case you were wondering (obvi), Annie Hawkins-Turner has the world’s largest natural breasts on record. 16 They measure 70 inches around, 43 inches under, and would technically be supported in a 48V bra, if they made that size.

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Poddy Training Baby is poddy training and not too happy about it and his farting proves it. He wants a magazine and a fuzzy mat for his feet, even a TV to pass the time. Then the poor kid runs out of toilet paper. After all, it's his potty and he'll cry if he wants to--you would cry too if they did this to you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4FtuXVAM2A

Baby Queen: We're Out of Pampers! These four kids, known as Baby Queen, sing "We're Out of Pampers" to the tune of "We Are the Champions." There's no time for pooing for baby Freddy Mercury because the diaper drawer is empty! When nature calls, you've got to observe. But when the drawer with diapers is empty, and you got to poo, what do you do? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVso9I9Gdos

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How To Start a Fight One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight started..... ----------------------------------- I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the rump steak, rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "Nah, she can order for herself." And that's when the fight started..... ----------------------------------------- My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked her, "Do you know him?" "Yes", she sighed, "He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since." "My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?" And then the fight started... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer.. Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway." The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp. -------------------------------------------------------------------- After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.' And then the fight started... -------------------------------------------------- I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day! The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!' So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?' That's how the fight started.

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A Warning About Energy Drinks A HEARTBROKEN mother has issued a warning about energy drinks which she believes killed her 16-year-old daughter. Kris Hamman, of Arizona, says her daughter Lanna had been on holiday in Mexico with her friends and their parents when the tragedy occurred. She told KPHO that Lanna’s friends told her that she had been on the beach consuming energy drinks but not drinking water before she had a fatal heart attack. That night she complained about not feeling well an then went into cardiac arrest and died “Obviously, this is something that could have happened anywhere, whether she was in Mexico or whether she was here in Arizona playing softball,” Mrs Hamann said. “(Parents should) make sure they’re watching their kids. (Watch) what they’re drinking and (make sure) they’re drinking water instead of an energy drink.” To make matters worse Mexico has refused to release Lanna’s body because of a complication on the girl’s birth certificate. Family and friends have launched a GoFundMe.com page to raise the $US13,000 ($13,900) needed to bring her body home. Lanna’s parents travelled to Mexico overnight to retrieve their daughter’s body. The US Food and Drug Administration launched an investigation into five deaths linked to energy drinks in 2012. It came after a Maryland family filed a wrongful-death lawsuit claiming that their 14-year-old daughter died of a heart attack after consuming two Monster Energy drinks within the space of 24 hours. It is unclear what brand of energy drink Lanna had been consuming the day she died.

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Broadcasting the World Cup in Brazil is dangerous Turkish horse and knight armor, 1450-1550 Bald eagle loses her beak after being shot in the face by poachers. Engineers design a prosthetic beak for the bird Afghan Girl Before and After, 1984 (left) and 2002 (right) Formula 1 Car V12 from the 70s Tutenkhamun’s gold dagger and sheath. 3300 years old Menu booklet of final lunch on Titanic This toilet at a Dutch Supermarket lets you test the brands of toilet paper they sell X-ray of a 900 pound man Armor of an Officer of the Imperial Palace Guard, China 18th century This is a vierling - an antique German combination gun Painting of a bison in the cave of Altamira, which was created from 35,600 to 13,500 BCE by Cro-Magnon Group of swimming tadpoles This is a glass “murrine” made by artist Loren Stump. Each color in the piece was carefully layered to create this “loaf” which was then sliced. Each slice sold for $5000 The Gate of Angkor Thom, Cambodia This sparkling jumble is Messier 5 — a globular cluster consisting of hundreds of thousands of stars bound together by their collective gravity. But Messier 5 is no normal globular cluster. At 13 billion years old it dates back to close to the beginning of the Universe, which is some 13.8 billion years of age. Martian Selfie A Leopard I tank cut in half Harness invented by a mother helps disabled children walk for the first time World’s largest underground trampoline In a giant cave in China, there live 21 families. This cave now contains a basketball court and even a school The “Telephone Tower” in Stockholm, ca. 1890′s Jay Leno’s private garage Old church in Transylvania Young Mongolian Girl with her Hunting Golden Eagle This young man sits on the side of Empire Road in South Africa and instead of begging he provides book reviews. He collects all these books, reads each of them, and provides reviews for people passing by. If you like the review, he will try to sell you the book. This is how he makes a living. John Cena visits fan with terminal cancer at her home 1,500 Year Old Oak Tree in South Carolina Bottle of Mackinlay’s Rare Old Highland Malt Whisky found frozen under the floorboards of explorer Ernest Shackleton’s hut at Cape Royds on Ross Island, 1907 World War 2 Death Notice This is why you don’t park in front of a fire hydrant The official statement by President Nixon to be read in case the astronauts were stranded on the Moon – July 18, 1969 Japanese Visual Multiplication (count the intersections) The difference between farm fresh and supermarket strawberries A map of the potential targets for nuclear strikes on the US A crocodile’s eye

The Empire Strikes Back Carrie Fisher and Peter Mayhew show that Princess Leia and Chewbacca are actually BFFs. Kermit and Piggy visit Mark Hamill and Yoda on the Dagobah set The Shining Lisa Burns and Louise Burns look far less creepy between their haunting stints in hallways. Stanley Kubrick taking a mirror selfie with his daughter, while Jack Nicholson thought it was a photo of him. The Muppet Movie Jim Henson and Kermit staring deeply into each other's eyes. Edward Scissorhands Johnny Depp and Winona Ryder hugging it out between takes. 300 Director Zack Snyder looking small as he goes over lines with Leonidas. BEN-HUR Inception Ellen Page and Leonardo DiCaprio on the set of Inception. It's not surprise it looks a lot different than the movie. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Peter Ostrum and Gene Wilder switch looks for a moment. Silence of the Lambs Hannibal Lecter enjoying a fry between shots The Sound of Music Christopher Plummer and Julie Andrews shop for postcards. Kill Bill Uma Thurman and Lucy Liu stop fighting long enough to show they're actually great friends. E.T. Director Steven Spielberg giving E.T. a bath on the set of the film. The Big Lebowski Director Joel Coen checking in on The Dude during the trippy dream sequence. Django Unchained Leo taking a break from the director's point of view. The Dark Knight Heath Ledger practices for the final scene of the movie when he’s hanging from the skyscraper. It looks a bit different than you may remember. The Joker without his recognizable makeup. Christopher Nolan using toy cars to plan out chase scenes with his stunt director. Fantastic Mr. Fox Bill Murray literally "on the set". Filming of the MGM Lion Star Wars R2D2 having a sandwich during a filming break. Chewbacca getting a bit frisky during one of the funnier outtakes. Frankenstein Even Frankenstein's monster needed to find time for a cup of tea and a quick snack! Ghostbusters The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man wreaking havoc on an innocent city. Godzilla Similarly, Godzilla (albeit only his lower half) terrorizes a poor Japanese town. The Wizard of Oz The amazing set of Munchkinland. Back To The Future The DeLorean, which was much smaller than most of us remembered. The Hobbit Titanic This proves once and for all that the wooden board did have enough room for Jack. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Rupert Grint, Daniel Radcliffe, Alan Rickman, Mike Newell prove that Harry and Snape actually can get along. Enemies become friends when the camera isn't rolling, as Voldemort and Dumbledore share a laugh. The Avengers Director Joss Whedon showing the heroes how it’s done. Mark Ruffalo looking significantly less intimidating as The Hulk. Marie Antoinette Kirsten Dunst and Jason Schwartzman use some technology that definitely doesn't mix with their outfits. Lord of the Rings Gandalf, along with his stunt and riding doubles. Jaws Steven Spielberg bravely lounges in the mouth of the shark. Planet of the Apes Charlton Heston has a heart-to-heart with an ape. The Lord of the Rings Triology Alien Ridley Scott pours some condensed milk on Ian Holm. Spartacus A group of extras look pretty relaxed for having just fallen victim to battle. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom George Lucas and Amrish Puri take a break under an umbrella. The Royal Tenenbaums Bill Murray, Grant Rosenmeyer, Jonah Meyerson roughhouse in the hospital. Star Wars - Special Edition Boba Fett unmasked on the set of the additional Jabba's Palace scenes filmed for the Star Wars special editions Singin' in the Rain JURASSIC PARK III John Rosengrant, an effects artist for the movie, wears a raptor half-suit for Jurassic Park III. Return of the Jedi Carrie Fisher and Warick Davis (Ewok Wicket) on the set of Return of the Jedi! Life of Pi Suraj Sharma acts out his scene in a zoomed out look of what most of the movie's filming looked like. Pulp Fiction John Travolta and Bruce Willis laugh about something between scenes. Rear Window It wasn't all serious business on the set of Alfred Hitchcock's thriller. James Stewart and Grace Kelly found time to goof off by riding an improvised dog chariot.

Lifehacks for Situations You’ve Never Even Thought Of Queueing. Taking their iPhones to the beach. Drilling. Boiling eggs. Because if they put baking soda in the water they could do this afterwards. Making tea. Putting away their wrapping paper. Microwaving. Working out percentages. Hiding their booze at sports events. (With thanks to commentator and former England Test cricketer Phil Tufnell) Preparing avocados. Eating lollies. Finishing sentences on iPads and iPhones. If you tap space twice, it adds a full stop and capitalises the next letter. Cleaning their keyboards. Putting beers in the fridge. Getting people’s numbers. Getting up early. Hiding money on holiday. Opening tricky pistachios. They should use other pistachios. Hiding unsightly things on walls. Hinged picture frames FTW. Pairing wine and food. Cutting cake.