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Human Brain Analysis Man vs. Woman......!! 1. MULTITASKING: Women - Multiple process Women's brains designed to concentrate multiple task at a time. Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook. Men - Single Process Men's brains designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men can not watch TV and talk over the phone at the same time. they stop the TV while Talking. They can either watch TV or talk over the phone or cook. 2. LANGUAGE: Women can easily learn many languages. But can not find solutions to problems. Men can not easily learn languages, they can easily solve problems. That's why in average a 3 years old girl has three times higher vocabulary than a 3 year old boy. 3. ANALYTICAL SKILLS: Men's brains has a lot of space for handling the analytical process. They can analyze and find the solution for a process and design a map of a building easily. But If a complex map is viewed by women, they can not understand it. Women can not understand the details of a map easily, For them it is just a dump of lines on a paper. 4. CAR DRIVING. While driving a car, mans analytical spaces are used in his brain. He can drive a car fast as possible. If he sees an object at long distance, immediately his brain classifies the object (bus or van or car) direction and speed of the object and he drives accordingly. Where woman take a long time to recognize the object direction/ speed. Mans single process mind stops the audio in the car (if any), then concentrates only on driving. 5. LYING When men lie to women face to face, they get caught easily. Woman's super natural brain observes facial expression 70%, body language 20% and words coming from the mouth 10%. Men's brain does not have this. Women easily lie to men face to face. So guys, do not lie face to face. 6. PROBLEMS SOLVING If a man have a lot of problems, his brain clearly classifies the problems and puts them in individual rooms in the brain and then finds the solution one by one. You can see many guys looking at the sky for a long time. If a woman has a lot of problems, her brain can not classify the problems. she wants some one to hear that. After telling everything to a person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry about the problems being solved or not. 7. WHAT THEY WANT Men want status, success, solutions, big process, etc... But Women want relationship, friends, family, etc... 8. UNHAPPINESS If women are unhappy with their relations, they can not concentrate on their work. If men are unhappy with their work, they can not concentrate on the relations. 9. SPEECH Women use indirect language in speech. But Men use direct language. 10. HANDLING EMOTION Women talk a lot without thinking. Men act a lot without thinking

How to Electronically Sign Docs W.O. Printing/Scanning Them You are emailed a document and you have to sign it and send it back. You could print out the document, sign it, and then scan it back in and email it. But there’s a better, faster way. We’ll show you how to quickly add your signature to any PDF document, saving it as a standard PDF file that can be ready anywhere. We won’t be covering digital signatures that few people know how to read. Electronic Signatures, Not Digital Signatures Digital signatures are something else entirely. A digital signature is cryptographically secure and verifies that someone with your private signing key (in other words, you) has seen the document and authorized it. A digital signature is way more secure than a traditional ink signature or a signature image overlaid on top of a PDF document. But we won’t be using those here. Why? The answer is simple — most people are expecting a document with a little scribble of ink on it. Send them a PDF file with a digital signature and they won’t know what to make of it. For many businesses, simply accepting signed documents by email rather than forcing you to fax them is a huge technological leap. So sure, the below methods aren’t perfectly secure — but neither is printing something, scribbling over it with a pen, and then scanning it again. At least this is faster! Instead of digital signatures, we’ll be using electronic signatures. They are just like traditional ink signatures, but applied electronically to documents without any printing or scanning required. Adobe Reader We haven’t been big fans of Adobe Reader in the past — the program has been notoriously slow, bloated, and vulnerable, although that has all improved somewhat — but Adobe Reader has good, integrated digital signature support. Most people would be better off with a more minimal PDF reader that isn’t packed with so many features, but every now and then all those features can come in handy. Other third-party PDF readers may offer this feature, but they generally require you purchase a paid version before using their signature features. If you’re worried about security, you may want to leave a third-party PDF reader as your main PDF reader and disable Adobe Reader’s browser integration, just firing it up when you need to sign a document. Adobe Reader’s own settings menu no longer has any option for disabling its browser integration, so you’ll need to disable the Adobe Reader plugin in the browsers you use. Follow these steps for disabling plug-ins in your web browser of choice, disabling the “Adobe Acrobat” plug-in. First, open the PDF document in Adobe Reader. If Adobe Reader detects a signature field, it’ll prompt you to open the Sign pane. If not, just click the Sign button at the top-right corner. Use the Place Signature option to use a real signature. The other options here just add text, checkmarks, or initials — not good enough. The Place Signature dialogue allows you to create a signature in a variety of ways: Type my signature: Type your name and Adobe Reader will automatically generate something that looks like a signature from it. You’ll probably want to avoid this one, as you’ll want something that looks more like your real signature. Use a webcam: Sign your name in black ink on white paper and Adobe Reader can use your webcam to capture its shape. Draw my signature: Draw your signature with a mouse. If you have a stylus or amazing hand-eye coordination, you may be able to draw something that looks like your real signature, but this probably won’t be good enough. Use an image: You can sign your signature to a piece of paper and use a scanner to scan it to your computer, then crop it and create an image file from it. If you do this, you can use the Use an image option to insert your signature from an image file. Using a webcam will be the ideal option for most people. Sign a piece of white paper in black ink, hold it up to your webcam, and scan it in. Adobe Reader doesn’t just take a photo of your signature — it generates a new signature that matches the shape of your signature, so it can be inserted cleanly into other documents. Once you have scanned your signature, use the Place signature button to insert and position it anywhere in a PDF document. You only have to scan in your signature once — you can quickly insert your signature in other documents in the future. You can now save your PDF file using the standard Save option under the File menu. This will create a new PDF file with the same name as the original PDF, but with -signed at the end. Of course, you can name the new PDF anything you like. Adobe will prompt you to use Adobe EchoSign to send your signed document, but you can just decline this offer to continue. All we have done is inserted a new image into the PDF file — no fancy digital signature nonsense — so the signed document should be readable in all PDF readers. If the signature doesn’t look realistic enough and you would prefer that standard ink-on-paper look, feel free to scan it in with a scanner and insert it as an image instead. HelloSign Okay, maybe you don’t want to use Adobe Reader for this — we get it. If you’re looking for a web app, try HelloSign. It integrates directly with Gmail so you can sign documents right from your email. it also synchronizes with Google Drove, Dropbox, Box, SkyDrive, and Evernote. HelloSign allows you to upload a signature file, draw it in with your mouse, or take a photo of your signature with a smartphone. Once it has your signature, it can sign and email documents quickly. Its integration with Gmail and ability to quickly sign and send documents may make it the ideal solution if you frequently need to sign and email documents without downloading them and using a desktop application. HelloSign is free if you just need a single-user account, so you won’t have to shell out any money for the privilege of electronically signing documents. __________________

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Actual Signs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a Santa Fe gas station: "We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container." In a New York restaurant: "Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager." On the wall of a Baltimore estate: "Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.-Sisters of Mercy" On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaners: "38 years on the same spot." In a Los Angeles dance hall: "Good clean dancing every night but Sunday." In a Florida maternity ward: "No children allowed." In a New York drugstore: "We dispense with accuracy." In the offices of a loan company: "Ask about our plans for owning your home." In a New York medical building: "Mental Health Prevention Center" __________________

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How they put 8,500 digital zombies in a single World War Z scene The massive walls of zombies in the Jerusalem scene in World War Z took nearly a year to complete Paramount Pictures Let's get one thing out of the way first: There are a crap-ton of zombies in World War Z. Thousands of them. They swarm everything from city blocks to helicopters in a manner best described as ants on an anthill in a nature documentary. And nearly all of them were made on computers. They're called "agents" -- digital bots programmed by visual effects artists to move in a certain pattern -- and it took nearly a year to achieve the zombie volume seen in the massive Israel wall-scaling scene. And what is that volume? Around 8,500 "agents" per shot, according Scott Farrar, the visual effects supervisor who led the charge to put them in World War Z. "The single hardest thing about that was just making those piles look right without something going wrong," Farrar said in an interview with Wired.com. "You're always battling with what looks good and cool in a movie and still feels real." If it's possible for thousands of undead organising themselves into a corpse pyramid to feel "real," then World War Z feels real. The flick, which opened on 21 June, serves up more than a few close-ups of humans being bitten and turned into zombies (a super-rapid change that causes them to retch and contort in very unconventional ways) and large-scale scenes of hordes of Zs crawling over one another in search of live flesh. And although other scenes used a combination of human actors in zombie make-up and digital agents, the swarms of Zs in the Israel scenes were "100 percent [computer] animation," Farrar said. However, if it seems like they're moving in slightly human ways, that's because they were modeled after real people -- some 80 contortionists from Budapest who the effects crew observed in order to get their zombies' weird, twisted infection/conversion process just right. But then once they programmed their "agents" they still had months and months of work to do to get the swarms just right. "You can look at these shots every day for months and then all of the sudden you're almost ready to go to final and somebody will spot something that's wrong in the shot," Farrar said. "It's like Where's Waldo?" For Farrar -- who previously worked on everything from Cocoon to Transformers -- it was a chance to do something new in a zombie flick. And, yes, he knows World War Z's sprinting undead and their chomping, gnashing teeth aren't the normal lumbering walkers we're used to seeing. That was the point. "This idea of just stumbling around didn't make any sense. So we broke with tradition in many ways," Farrar said. "We weren't trying to be like another movie, we were trying to be like, 'What would be real? What would be the science behind it if this were real?' They wouldn't even put their hands out in front of them; they would dive for the prey with the teeth. They just keep going until they get that bite."

Amazon patents 'DVD extras' for ebooks thekellyscope/Flickr/CC BY-NC-SA 2.0 As far as media delivery goes, ebooks are pretty flat. You get the book and maybe some notes or background info from the publisher, and that's pretty much it. That's not good enough for Amazon. The company was just awarded a patent, which it originally applied for on 24 November, 2010, describing a way to enhance your electronic reading experience with more personalised content -- not just from publishers, but from your friends as well. The online retailer was granted a patent on 2 July outlining a "Customised Electronic Book with Supplemental Content" ( Patent #8478662). It describes a way to enhance Kindle ebooks by tacking on supplemental material provided by publishers or reputable sources. The ebooks would be personalised by adding additional content within the specific interests of individual readers, or reader types. So, you could be reading A Game of Thrones and an additional story line or illustration (for example, a map) could be accessed from within the book, sort of like a DVD extra. The additional material could come from the publisher, or from "trusted contributors." For example, a book that has been made into a TV series or movie could have additional story lines from those mediums, and this would allow the rights-holder to add them to the book. And while fan fiction writers would have a field day adding additional story to their favorite books, readers will only see suggestions about that additional content if they follow the creator of the extra material -- either as an Amazon author or contributor, via a friend relationship on social media, or if the reader has expressed interest in similar content created by similar contributors. In other words, you're not going to be served random Brony fan fiction in your copy of Black Beauty. Unless you're down with that. Fan-fic aside, this could be a great way for educators to add additional content to texts. A teacher could annotate an assigned bit of textbook reading or a piece of literature with notes that their entire class can access. Or, an expert in a field of study could add notes to a textbook that puts the material in a new perspective. The patent outlines a way to manage this extra content via a multi-level ebook framework to be built by Amazon. The core content would live on one portion of the framework while secondary content would be added to other portions. Only the extra content relevant to your interests would be delivered to your copy of the ebook. According to the patent, "content providers are looking for ways to enhance an individual's experience when reading a media item." If this is true, be on the lookout for enhanced ebooks in the future from Amazon's Kindle store.

Google tells Congress it won't change privacy policy for Glass Shutterstock Google's privacy policy won't be altered for Google Glass, according to a letter sent by the company to US Congressman Joe Barton on 7 June. The statement came in reply to an open letter posing eight questions concerning Glass and privacy from the Bi-Partisan Privacy Caucus, of which Barton is co-chair. "I am disappointed in the responses we received from Google. There were questions that were not adequately answered and some not answered at all," said Barton after reviewing Google's response. "When new technology like this is introduced that could change societal norms, I believe it is important that people's rights be protected and vital that privacy is built into the device." Since the caucus' original letter, Google has confirmed that it will ban facial recognition on Glass and has reiterated this in its response to Barton. Developers say, however, that it's possible to load facial recognition apps without Google's permission. Google has attempted to reassure Barton by demonstrating Glass to him in person, the letter reveals, but it seems this has not appeased him. This is perhaps not surprising, given several issues raised directly in the caucus' letter were not tackled in Google's response, including a request for examples of when Google would reject requests on Google Glass that would risk the privacy of others. When addressing the question of whether it would be refining or adding to its privacy policy as a result of Glass however, the company's answer was simple and succinct. "Use of Google Glass will be governed by the terms of the Google Privacy Policy. No changes to the Google Privacy Policy are planned for Glass," the letter states. It isn't just US officials who have expressed concerns about the privacy problems posed by Glass. Representatives from ten international data protection agencies also recently wrote an open letter to Google. "Google Glass raises significant privacy issues and it is disappointing that Google has not engaged more meaningfully with data protection authorities about this technology," says Canadian Privacy Commissioner Jennifer Stoddart. Google's main line of defence is that it has put measures in place that mean Glass users will have to give voice commands to activate the camera, and "social signals" -- a fancy way of saying lights -- have been installed to let others know when recording is taking place. It has also emphasised that users will have the ability to delete data and wipe the device remotely. Google's CEO Larry Page has previously urged people to wait and see whether issues arise, rather than fearing technology that's not yet out there. As such, it's unlikely authorities will get the answers they're really hoping for until Glass is finally released into the wild.

Your MacBook has a force field. This is what it looks like Luke Sturgeon and Shamik Ray That laptop in front of you is hiding a beautiful secret. Radiating from its hard drive, optical drive and tiny motors is a force field of magnetic and electric charges. Called an electromagnetic field, it's invisible to the human eye -- usually. But a recent project from two designers at the Copenhagen Institute of Interaction Design have made the invisible visible. Luke Sturgeon and Shamik Ray have created light paintings from the EMFs emitting from our everyday electronics. The result are ghoulishly pretty images showing wisps of light floating above a laptop and flowing from a radio's speaker. The project was part of a week-long experimental imaging workshop at CIID that asked students to visualise the invisible everyday phenomena, no digital retouching allowed. To get their images, Sturgeon and Ray holed themselves up in a pitch-black, totally silent room for three days to experiment with different visualisations and processes. They ended up creating their own Android app in Processing that would allow them draw and map EMFs. The phone, with its built-in magnetic sensors, acted as a sort of "light brush" that reacted based on the strength of the EMF being read. To capture the streak of light coming from the radio, they would slowly drag the phone over the device and wait for the long exposure image to process. "The gratification that came from capturing each exposure reflects the similar experience in dark-room photography, slowly watching each photograph develop," Sturgeon explained. "We were surprised by the difference in magnetic strengths between objects and how strong the electromagnetic field is around hard drives and laptop computers and mobile phones, all of which we live in constant close proximity to every day." Though the images are beautiful, the information we can glean from them is still abstract. Sturgeon says they don't yet have a way to quantify how strong each EMF is, though he notes that the EMF from the laptop hard drive was so strong it would stall the phone's magnetic sensor. Ultimately, the team would like to use the research they've done to create a standardised method to visually monitor a device's EMF. "We would like to define a suitable and consistent visual language that can be used to measure and compare any type of object that emits a magnetic field," Sturgeon said.

People will often say they can see the face of a machine, whether it be in a car, a truck or in this case a plane. Artist Manolo Chretien has spent ten-years toying with this idea, and has used his childhood memories and love of planes to capture the faces of the aircraft he photographs. As the son of the first European in Space, Chretien has a long history with aircraft, and believes his latest show's roots can be traced back to the time his father flew a helicopter outside his bedroom window. Speaking about his show, titled Nouveaux-Nez, Chretien said, "It's been in my head for years, since my father woke me up one Wednesday facing me in the air at the window of my bedroom (at the second floor of our house in the south of France) in a helicopter he was testing. I remember it as if it was yesterday; the animal cockpit of the 'Alouette', my father with his Raybans smiling inside it, making signs of 'time to get out of bed kids!'" Many of the planes photographed are several decades old, out of service and confined to runways or hangars in distant parts of the world. But whether you see the faces of the planes or not, Chretien certainly believes his mechanical subjects can take on human characteristics. "Each plane has its own specific mood; one is smiling, one is surprised, one looks stupid, one is ugly, one is fat… I try to show the humorous side of the planes" he said.

Two Birds Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a large puddle of oil. They see a worm on the other side. So ... the one flies over and the other one swims through-which one gets to the worm first? The one who swam, of course, because "Da oily boid gets da woim."

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Sleeping on the job Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk:- * “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.” * “This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.” * “Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper” * “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!” * “This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!” * “I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance” * “Actually I’m doing a “Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan” (SLEEP) I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend. * “I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.” * “Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.” * “The coffee machine is broken….” * “Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot.” * “Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won’t wear off!” * “Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!” * “I wasn’t sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.”

Most Amazing Facts of your body.. > Men lose about 40 hairs in a day and women lose 70 hairs in a day. > Your blood has same amount of salts in it as an ocean has. > You are taller in the morning than you are at night. > Heart circulates blood in your body about 1000 times each day. > Eyelashes last about 150 days. > There are 500 hairs in an eyebrow. > The average human body contains approximately 100 billion nerve cells. > It is not possible to sneeze with open eyes. > Bones are 4 times stronger than concrete. > Average life span of a taste bud is only 10 days. > You are born without knee caps and they don’t appear until age of 2 to 6 years. > Children grow faster in springtime > Eyes stay the same size throughout life but nose and ears never stop growing. > We born with 300 bones but end up with 206 bones when we are adult. > Human skull is made up of 26 different bones. > Hair is made of same substance as fingernails. > Our entire body functions stop when we sneeze, even your heart beat. > Tongue is the strongest muscle in human body. > Typical person goes to bathroom six times a day. > Food takes 7 seconds to reach stomach from mouth. > Children have more taste buds than adults. > Sneeze blows air out of nose at the speed of 100 miles per hour. > Largest muscle in your body is one on which you are sitting on. > Smallest bone of body is in ears.

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