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    hey guys! here's a crazy list of PS tutorials, only the best ones. even a couple that I hadn't seen before icon_biggrin.gif 

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    http://creativefan.com/101-best-photoshop-tutorials/

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    bg_quote_header.gifPhotoshop tutorials are one of the most popular subjects on the web, as the digital art community continues to grow and new designers bring their unique skills.  However, quality Photoshop tutorials that teach you a useful effect, have a quality finished result and are well explained are harder to find, and with the large number of tutorial sites available, it can be hard to sort the quality from the mundane.

    In this massive roundup, we’ve collected the top 100 best Photoshop tutorials that have ever been created, that yield professional results, teach you a useful effect, are well explained, and will have you designing like a pro in no time. These tutorials are collected from niche tutorial sites around the web, and range in age from creation in 2008 to a few tutorials that were created just last week. So, if you think you’ve seen all there is to see from Photoshop, guess again and check out this post.

    http://creativefan.com/101-best-photoshop-tutorials/

    Enjoy

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    You might be a redneck if...
     
     
    More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
     
     
    You think the stock market has a fence around it.
     
     
    You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minute Maid taste test.
     
     
    You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.
     
     
    Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
     
     
    Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.
     
     
    Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
     
     
    You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
     
     
    You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.
     
     

     

    Your home has more miles on it than your car.
     
     
     
    You might be a redneck if...
     
     
    You put a trash bag in the back of your pickup truck and a little water to make it a pool.
     
    Your mom puts "ammo" on her Christmas list.
     
    You use a picture frame as a toilet seat.
     
     
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    A Driving Application   

    Redneck Driver's Application

     

    Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.

     

     

     

    Last name: ________________

     

     

     

    First name:

     

    [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue

     

    [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo

     

    [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann

     

    [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee

     

    [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen

     

    [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue

     

     

     

    Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)

     

    Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]None

     

    Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

     

    Occupation:

     

    [_] Farmer [_] Mechanic

     

    [_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress

     

    [_] Un-employed [_] Dirty Politician

     

     

     

    Spouse's Name: __________________________

     

    2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________

     

    3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________

     

    Lover's Name: __________________________

     

    2nd Lover's Name: __________________________

     

     

     

    Relationship with spouse:

     

    [_] Sister [_] Aunt

     

    [_] Brother [_] Uncle

     

    [_] Mother [_] Son

     

    [_] Father [_] Daughter

     

    [_] Cousin [_] Pet

     

     

     

    Number of children living in household: ___

     

    Number of children living in shed: ___

     

    Number of children that are yours: ___

     

     

     

    Mother's Name: _______________________

     

    Father's Name: _______________________

     

     

     

    Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

     

    If you obtained a higher education what was your

     

    major?

     

    [_] 5th grade [_] 6th grade

     

     

     

    Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?

     

     

     

    Vehicles you own and where you keep them:

     

    ___ Total number of vehicles you own

     

    ___ Number of vehicles that still crank

     

    ___ Number of vehicles in front yard

     

    ___ Number of vehicles in back yard

     

    ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

     

     

     

    Age you started drivin ______ (If over 10 are you

     

    are still slow lerrnin ? [_] Yes [_] No)

     

     

     

    Firearms you own and where you keep them:

     

    ____ truck ____ kitchen

     

    ____ bedroom ____ bathroom/outhouse

     

    ____ shed ____ pawnshop

     

     

     

    Model and year of your pickup: _________ 194_

     

     

     

    Do you have a gun rack?

     

    [_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:

     

     

     

    Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:

     

    [_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe

     

    [_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest

     

    [_] Rifle and Shotgun [_] Bassmasters

     

     

     

    ___ Number of times you've seen a UFO

     

    ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis

     

    ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

     

     

     

    How often do you bathe:

     

    [_] Weekly

     

    [_] Monthly

     

    [_] Not Applicable

     

     

     

    How many teeth in YOUR mouth? ___

     

    Color of teeth:

     

    [_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow

     

    [_] Brown [_] Black

     

    [_] N/A

     

     

     

    Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:

     

    [_] Red-Man [_] Skoal

     

     

     

    How far is your home from a paved road?

     

    [_] 1 mile

     

    [_] 2 miles

     

    [_] don't know

     

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  18. Posted · Report reply

    The technical geek test
     
    Are you a technical geek?
     
    Do you have a problem with overdoing your technical activities? Many do. Take the following test to see if you are compulsive. If you can relate to 2 of the items, you may have a problem with Techno-Dweeb. If you relate to 3 or more, you are definitely a Techno-Dweeb. Do not despair! There is help! You are not alone! Whenever you feel the urge to code in Assembler, call the number in the white pages of your phone book, and we will send somebody right over to cut out paper dolls with you until the feeling passes.
     
    You know you are a tehcnical geek when . . .
     
    When your friend tells you all about his Cressida V6 and you reply "Yeah, I had V5, and it was full of bugs!"
     
    When driving you see a license plate with the letters DSR, and you feel compelled to touch your bumper to the other car to see if you can raise CD.
     
    When you are counting objects "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".
     
    When you lay down in the afternoon for a short rest, end up sleeping 4 hours, and call it a "mega-nap".
     
    When your friend is going to Essex for vacation and you tell her, "You really should go for the DX, it has the built in co-processor."
     
    When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.
     
    When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.
     
    When you convince yourself that Tetris really does improve eye-hand coordination.
     
    When the radio traffic reporter talks about a backup caused by a crash, and you correct her that a backup is good protection in case of a crash.
     
    When floppy drive applies more to your love life, and hard drive to your machines.
     
    When you call "*.*" star-dot-star.
     
    When you can do hexadecimal arithmatic in your head.
     
    When your wife goes to the market for some macintosh apples, and you correct her, "No, dear, it's 'Apple Macintosh'."
     
    When your wife says "If you don't turn off that stupid machine and come to bed, then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause.
     

     

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    Have a Microsoft Christmas

     

    'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except father's mouse. The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As father did last-minute Internet shopping.

     

    The stockings were hung next the modem with care In the hope that Santa would bring new software. The children were nestled all snug in their beds, With visions of computer games filling their heads.

     

    Dark Forces for Billy, Doom II for Dan, Carmen Sandiego for Pamela Ann. The letters to Santa had been sent out by mum, To santa@toyshop.northpole.com--

     

    Which now had been re-routed to Washington State Where Santa's workshop had been moved by Bill Gates. All the elves and the reindeer had had to skedaddle To flashy new quarters in suburban Seattle. 

     

    After living a life that was simple and spare, Santa now finds he's a new billionaire, With a shiny red Porsche in place of his sleigh, And a house on Lake Washington just down the way > From where Bill has his mansion. The old fellow preens In black Gucci boots and red Calvin Klein jeans. The elves have stock options and desks with a view, Where they write computer code for Johnny and Sue.

     

    No more dolls or tin soldiers or little toy drums Will be under the tree, only compact disk roms With the Microsoft label. So spin up your drive, >From now on Christmas runs only on Win95. 

     

    More rapid than eagles the competitors came, And Bill whistled, and shouted, and called them by name. "Now, ADOBE! now, CLARIS! now, INTUIT! too, Now, APPLE! and NETSCAPE! you're all of you through, 

     

    It's Microsoft's SANTA that the kids can't resist, It's the ultimate software with a traditional twist - Recommended by no less than the jolly old elf, And on the package, a picture of Santa himself. 

     

    Get 'em young, keep 'em long, is Microsoft's theme, And a merger with Santa is a marketer's dream. To the top of the NASDAQ! To the top of the Dow! Now dash away! dash away! dash away - wow!" 

     

    And mum in her 'kerchief and me in my cap, Had just settled down for a long winter's nap, When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, The whirr and the hum of our satellite platter, As it turned toward that new Christmas star in the sky, The SANTALITE owned by the Microsoft guy. As I sprang from my bed and was turning around, My computer turned on with a Jingle-Bells sound. 

     

    And there on the screen was a smiling Bill Gates Next to jolly old Santa, two arm-in-arm mates. And I heard them exclaim in voices so bright, have a Microsoft Christmas, and to all a good night!

     

    The above document was written by Chet Raymo.

     

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