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Posts posted by Fred Derf
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I sent these to my Dad to tell at his nursing home!
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There are great! Thanks.
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1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose betweenthree rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full ofassassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions thathaven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?The room with the lions that haven't eaten in 3 years...they'd be dead!
2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under waterfor over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes laterthey both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.How can this be?She shot him with a camera, developed the print and hung the print up to dry?
3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and graywhen you throw it away?No idea. You got me on this one.
4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the wordsWednesday, Friday, or Sunday?Yesterday, today and tomorrow.
5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious as to just how quicklyyou can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinaryand plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact,nothing is wrong with it. It is highly unusual though. Study itand think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But ifyou work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without anycoaching!There's no letter "e" anywhere in the paragraph!
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