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6 hours ago, Mr Grumpy said:Hi Earthnet, welcome to CyberPhoenix and I hope you enjoy your stay. Please follow our rules and please ask if you need help.
Absolutely! Thanks.
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The truths about life, that little children have learnt:
1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2. When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4. Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7. Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10. The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap.
The great truths about life, that adults have learnt:
1. Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2. Wrinkles don't hurt.
3. Families are like fudge . . .mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4. Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5. Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6. Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
Great truths about growing old:
1. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2. Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3. When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4. You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5. It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6. Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7. Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
Great truths about the different stages of life:
1. You believe in Santa Claus.
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3. You are Santa Claus.
4. You look like Santa Claus.
Great truths about success in life:
At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is . . . having sex.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 60 success is . . . having sex.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.- 2
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On 12/4/2018 at 11:28 PM, Tech 425 said:Hello Earthnet,
Welcome to CyberPhoenix I hope you enjoy your stay and come back often
Please follow CyberPhoenix Rules and if you don't see something you want then use Search
We also have a Request Section if you can't find something you want
Nice website and community! Thanks for the warm welcome!
I will be around, for sure...
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10 hours ago, Rædwulf said:Glad u found us and joined.. please follow all board rules and enjoy ur new warez home..
I will and your artwork is really awesome! Thanks.
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Greetings!
I was referred to this website as part of a share and I really like it.
Hope to make you proud. I appreciate the opportunity!
Earthnet
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Hi!
OK, cool.
So what payment methods do you accept and how do I get it to you, should I do it? Also, what's the minimum starting donation?
Thanks.