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A Flock Of Seagulls - I Ran (So Far Away) [1982]

Boy's Don't Cry - I Wanna Be A Cowboy

Was (Not Was) - Walk The Dinosaur

Five - 5ive - Inspector Gadget

George Thorogood: One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer

looking forward to them

MAROON 5 ONE MORE NIGHT

A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers when a giraffe walked in. "Get a load of her" said the mouse, "what a babe!" "Well, why not try your luck?" replied the lion. So the mouse went over to the giraffe and started talking to her. Within five minutes they're out the door and into the night. The next day, the lion was drinking in the bar, when the mouse staggered in. The mouse is completely worn out, and can hardly hold himself up. The lion helped his pal up on to a stool, poured a drink down his throat and said, "What the hell happened to you? I saw you leave with the giraffe, what happened after that? Was she all right?" The mouse replied, "Yeah, she was really something, we went out to dinner, had a couple of glasses of wine, and she invited me back to her place to spend the night. And oh, man! I've never had a night like it!" "But how come you look like you're so exhausted?" asked the lion. "Well" said the mouse, "between the kissing and the screwing, I must have run a thousand miles!"

After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm going to be a minister when I grow up. "That's okay with us," the mother said, "But what made you decide to be a minister?" "Well," the boy replied, "I'll have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell than to sit still and listen.

INXS - Need You Tonight

Bruno mars- The Lazy Song

This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state, really bad now. Doctor: "What happened to you?" He says: "I was in Africa on safari and I got raped by an elephant!" Doctor: "But I don't understand. Elephant penises are very narrow and couldn't cause that much damage!" He says "Aah but you see doctor, he fingered me first!"

A couple was planning on getting married. Seeing how they didn't have much money to go on a honeymoon, they decided to just go back to their new apartment after the wedding. The groom had three close friends, that were prone to committing practical jokes. One being a carpenter, the other a ordinary guy, and the third a dentist. They all decided to pull practical jokes on their newly married friends. The carpenter decided he would cut the slats in the bed so that when they climbed into bed, the bed would collapse. The ordinary guy decided to short sheet the bed, so that when they got into it their feet wouldn't reach the bottom. The dentist chuckled and wouldn't tell anyone what he planned to do. A week later the 3 friends all received letters in the mail. "Dear friends, we didn't mind the fact that when we got into bed, the bed collapsed, or the guy that short sheeted it, but I'm gonna kill the bastard that put the novocaine in the vaseline!"

Q: What's the worst thing about washing your cat? A: Getting the fur off your tongue afterwards. So the elephant says to the naked man . . . "You breathe through that little thing?"

It was about a month ago when a Dutchman in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his Priest. "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWll, I hid a Jewish man in my attic." "Well," answered the Priest, "That's no a sin." "But I made him pay me 20 gulden for each week he stayed." "I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause." "Oh thank you Father; that eases my mind. Father, I have one more question." "What is it son." "Do I have to tell him the war is over?"

What happens when we cut down too many trees Look what happens when we cut down too many trees. Global warming is one thing, but see below and look at what might happen if we continue to clear our forests! We have to stop cutting down trees! This is getting VERY serious!

it,s really going to suck when they invent smell-o- vision

u got that right cowboy

wtg u old fart

THE COW, THE ANT, AND THE OLD FART A cow, an ant, and an old fart are debating about who is the greatest of the three of them. The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!" The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter. I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!". . . Why are you scrolling down? It's your turn to say something.

It was Sunday morning, and the priest had already preached to the adults in the congregation. Now he was presenting a children's sermon. He asked the children if they knew what the Resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous. In response to the question, a little boy raised his hand. The priest called on him and the boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor." It took ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for the service to continue.

http://www.wikihow.com/Defecate How to Defecate: 5 Steps - wikiHow When sitting on the toilet, try and spread the cheeks of your buttocks so the outgoing excrement does not touch your cheeks. This will allow for a quick wiping 1 Have quick access to a toilet. Know that the opportune place will need to be private; where you will not be disturbed by others. 2 Wait until the opportune time to leave a stool. If you decide to visit the toilet too early then you may find yourself in a situation of being somewhat constipated and having to wait a long time to leave a stool. Do yourself a favor and save some time in your already busy life, wait until it is time for the excrement to come out. On the other hand, you do not want to wait until it is too late; this scenario is self-explanatory. 3 Do not try and force the excrement to leave too early. Drop it and run, if in a hurry.Nature will take its course. It is important that you relax while sitting on the toilet. It will allow for the internal anal sphincter muscles to relax and allow the excrement to leave you. 4 Wipe yourself clean. 5 light match 6 finally after your done step out and a very loud voice say DO-NOT GO IN THERE

A guy is 75 years old and loves to fish and play golf. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up. " He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up." He looked in the water and there, floating on the top , was a frog. The man said, "Are you talking to me?" The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!" The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket. Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride." He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog...."