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Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm. The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm. Feeling sorry for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him up again and poured a little beer down his throat and went about his fishing. An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his pantleg. Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more worms in his mouth...

ur right sheep are much better they dont jump as high

Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers. The chemist puts a pack of rubbers on the counter. Johnny looks at the rubbers and asks the chemist if he has any other kind. The chemist goes into the back and brings out another pack. "Nah," says Johnny, "what else do you have?" "Well," the chemist replies, "the only other kind that I have are the ones with all the bumps and ridges on them. Do you know what these will do to a woman?" Little Johnny says, "No... but they'll make a goat jump about two feet off of the ground!"

During an Army war game, a commanding officer's jeep got stuck in the mud. The C.O. saw some men lounging around nearby and asked them to help him get unstuck. "Sorry sir," said one of the loafers, "but we've been classified dead and the umpire said we couldn't contribute in any way." The C.O. turned to his driver and said, "Go drag a couple of those dead bodies over here and throw them under the wheels to give us some traction."

A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall that says, "$500 if we fail to fill your order." When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant tail on rye. She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen. Almost immediately he hears an explosion of voices. The restaurant owner comes storming out of the kitchen and up to the customer's table. He slaps down five $100 bills in front of the man. "You got me this time, buddy," he says, "but I want you to know this -- that's the first time in 10 years we've been out of rye bread."

outstanding ad i smoked from the tender age of 14 till 4 yrs ago. after i had my mass heartattack. the smoking really didn't have a lot to do with the heart attack didn't help either. i just felt it was time to quit that and it got to be to expense to smoke

good point hope he dont get hair in his teeth

really? why not i mean i love guns and i,m not trying to start anything not being from your neck of the woods i,m just curious as to why your against having them as a home deternet . dont get me wrong i respect your opinion

http://www.mibullet.com/ FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS Q: Has the A.T.F approved the Mi-Bullet™ for public use? The A.T.F. has cleared a wide range of Multiple Impact™ Bullet configurations for civilian use; they can be made from (LEAD, Copper, GREEN-LEAD™,Zuerillium Alloy™ to name a few) classifying each of them as non-restricted ammunition (i.e.the same as a conventional slug or Buck-shot); meaning they are cleared for retail distribution within the United States. However, this does not include specialty “High performance” variants designed for the Military, and Law Enforcement. Q: What calibers of ammunition is it designed for, and which ones can I buy? While it is possible to make the new Multiple Impact™ Bullet in any caliber including Shot-gun, the first products currently for sale are the 45cal ACP & 12ga and in (Late Q-1 2014) 9mm; then Q-2 the remaining most popular ammo formats). Q: When will this product be available for retail purchase? You can currently buy some directly from this website or ask your local dealer if they have inventory! Q: Has how much does it cost? A box of 45ACP has a M.S.R.P. of $60.00; but most dealers are selling it competitively at a Street Price of $49.99. A box of 12ga Mi-billets has a M.S.R.P. of $35.00 but most dealers are selling it competitively at a Street Price of $29.99. Less expensive than one would expect! Q: Is there anything like it on the market today? No, the patented technology took over three years to develop and was done in complete secrecy, even if other bullet makers wanted to copy the new shot profile, they will be prevented; do to the wide scope of our patents and our three year head-start. Q: Is it true that by dividing the total mass of the bullet by 3, (Mi-3™ version) the bullet has less penetrating/stopping power? At first you might think so, but you must factor in; (i) that we divide the bullet from tip to tail and therefore we also divide the surface area by 3 as well (the ratio of surface area to mass of each segment remains approximately the same as the original slug). (ii) Each segment that strikes the live target creates its own wound channel and if you have and accurate shot you can damage three vital organs simultaneously. The cumulative effect of multiple wound channels can be greater than one wound from a standard slug! Q: Are there really three different levels of stopping power? YES, we have successfully developed three primary categories of the Mi-bullet™. The three variants are Fully-lethal (aka: Mi-Stopper™) Semi-lethal (aka: Mi-Stunner™) and a Less-lethal (aka: Mi-Stinger™). By adjusting the mass/density of the material we make the bullet segments from, we create the three different levels for stopping power.

thats kinda like where i live here in the states we live in a county that is what they call dry *means you can,t buy alcohol* but the next county over is wet which means you can buy alcohol i can guarantee you that there is more alcohol here in the dry county than in the wet one

not only can you shoot the side of the barn but it will cut your crop of wheat for you to lol

the cat is just tenderizing it for later who wants a tidbit when you can have a stew later

they did the same thing on a old episode on M>A>SH the tv show

good 1 bro good 1

#12 cut the round ends off a dozen condoms nail them on a board on the the board write in big bold letters D.O.A =dead on arrival

A couple was having some trouble, so they did the right thing and went to a marriage counselor. After a few visits, and a lot of questioning and listening, the counselor said that he had discovered the main problem. He stood up, went over to the woman, asked her to stand, and gave her a hug. He looked at the man and said, "this is what your wife needs, at least once a day!" The man frowned, thought for a moment, then said, "Ok, what time do you want me to bring her back tomorrow?"

When the milkman found a note on one of his customer's doors asking for 16 gallons instead of the usual quart, he rang the bell. "Sorry to bother you, ma'am," he said, "but are you sure you want sixteen gallons of milk today?" "Oh, yes," said the lady of the house. "I'm going to take a milk bath." "Do you want it pasteurized?" "No, just up to my tits would be fine."

THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET. GERTRUDE SAID, "I THINK I'LL GO UPSTAIRS NOW AND TAKE A BATH." SHE TOOK ALL HER CLOTHES OFF AS AS SHE WAS FILLING UP THE TUB, SHE HAD ONE FOOT IN THE TUB AND THE OTHER STILL OUTSIDE THE TUB. SHE SAID "WAS I GOING INTO THE TUB, OR COMING OUT OF THE TUB?" SOPHIA AND HARRIET WERE DOWNSTAIRS CHATTING WITH EACH OTHER, WHEN SOPHIA SAID, "YOU KNOW, GERTRUDE'S BEEN UP THERE FOR QUITE A WHILE, I'D BETTER GO CHECK ON HER." AS SHE WAS GOING UP THE STAIRS SHE STOPPED AND TURNED AROUND AND SAID, "WAS I GOING UP THE STAIRS, OR COMING DOWN THE STAIRS?" HARRIET WAS LEFT SITTING AT THE TABLE BY HERSELF. AFTER SHE HEARD SOPHIA'S REMARK SHE SAID, "THANK GOODNESS I'M NOT THAT BAD KNOCK ON WOOD." "WAS THAT THE FRONT DOOR OR THE BACK DOOR?"

A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary problems some of his fellow dentists were facing. He said that one of his friends was touring a latex glove factory in Mexico, and saw how they make the gloves. One person would stick his hand in the melted latex, walk over to a vat of cooling water, then dip his hand in it to solidify the latex. The glove was then thrown in a finished products box. The dentist's patient was disgusted by the lack of care taken in making the gloves sanitary. Wanting to keep all the patients he could, the dentist didn't mention how they made condoms.

A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who always comes by, pays a quarter, but never picks up an apple. This goes on for some time until, one day, the woman runs after the man as he walks away. 'I know why you are chasing after me... you want to know why I always pay a quarter but never take an apple,' the man says. The woman replies: 'No, I wanted to tell you that the price has just gone up'.

While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who was pretty and intelligent. When he persuaded her to disrobe in his hotel room, he found out she had a superb body as well. Unfortunately, the executive found himself unable to perform. On his first night home, the executive walked from the shower into the bedroom to find his wife covered in a rumpled bathrobe, her hair curled, her face creamed, munching candy loudly while she pored through a movie magazine. Then, without warning, he felt the onset of a magnificent erection. Looking down at this, he snarled, "Why you ungrateful, mixed-up son of a bitch. Now I know why they call you a prick!"

Wife: Who was that on the phone? Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau. Wife: What did he say? Husband: He asked if the coast was clear...

A little kid comes running into the backyard. He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!" "Son, you know my lips are chapped. Please don't make me smile."

Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to take a shit real bad. The toilet in his room isn't working, so he bolts down to use the lobby Men's Room, but all of the stalls are occupied, so he runs back up to his room, and in desperation, he drops his pants, uproots a plant, and takes a shit in the pot. Then he puts the plant back in the pot and leaves. Two weeks later, he gets a postcard from the hotel that says, "Dear Mr. Jones, All is forgiven. Just tell us... where is it?"