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Here it is again monday uggggggggggggggggggggg

life is like a big ole beer and boiled egg fart when you're leaving a room first it,s there then it smells then it,s gone and if people dont like it then they can get on the internet and complain

get on the internet and complain lol love it

i,m so wore out today my farts won't even come out

well it,s just another day

middle of april and there is a chance of snow go figure

wonder why good people die and dum ass keep on living next door neighbor is the dumbass just keeps on breathing

come on karma be my friend

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back

o brother where art thou? well brother i,m hanging out @ CyberPhoenix

be sure and sign 4 Tlw he needs all the help he can get 2day is his b-day http://www.cyberphoenix.org/forum/topic/270410-a-big-happy-birthday-to-tlw/?do=findComment&comment=360094

Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with

feeling like a run over dog turd believe i,m just going to lay up on the couch 2day

Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research

I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem

You don't stop laughing because you grow old.. You grow old because you stop laughing !

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

been on a fish and rice diet for the last two weeks fell of the wagon had a burger last night it was yummy but feel guilty today lol

movie day time to sit back and watch all of the scary movies---and yes i have plenty of depends handy

hello Monday my old friend

yahoo made it threw Monday