Story reported by a British guy who was stopped and asked to give a breathalyzer test.
The British guy lives near Le Bugue in the Dordogne and at the time he was stopped he was as pis*ed as a fart...
The gendarme signals to him to wind down the window then asks him if he has been drinking, and with a slurring speech the British guy replies:
Getting impatient the gendarme warns him:
The Brit, with a grin on his face, replies: