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What is Bruce Lee's favourite drink?

 

WATAAAAARR!

 

 

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

 

Because he felt crummy.

 

 

What's brown and sticky?

 

A stick.

 

 

What did the policeman say to his tummy?

 

I've got you under a vest!

 

 

What do you call a fish with no eye?

 

Fssshh

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