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20 Things Not To Say During Sex

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1. But everybody looks funny naked!

 

2. You woke me up for that?

 

3. Did I mention the video camera?

 

4. Do you smell something burning?

 

5. (in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead...

 

6. Try breathing through your nose

 

7. A little rug burn ever hurt anyone!

 

8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?

 

9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?

 

10. But whipped cream makes me break out

 

11. Person 1: This is your first time... right?

Person 2: Yeah... today

 

12. (in the No Tell Motel) Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour!

 

13. Can you please pass me the remote control?

 

14. Do you accept Visa?

 

15. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights.

 

17. And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend!

 

18. So much for mouth-to-mouth.

 

19. (using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay?

 

20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...

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