kenner 266 Report post Posted June 10, 2012 A reporter goes to a mental institution to do a story. He's walking around when he sees a man swinging a baseball bat. He walks up to him and asks, "Buddy, What the heck are you doing?". The man replies, "I'm Babe Ruth. One more home run and I'm outta' here." The reporter just nods and walks on. He sees another guy swinging a golf club on the other side of the room. He walks over and says, "Excuse me, but what the heck are you doing?" The guy says, "I'm Tiger Woods. One more hole in one and I'm outta' here." The reporter just nods and walks away. Then he sees another guy in the corner with a peanut on the end of his penis. He goes over and asks the guy what he thinks he's doing and the guy replies, "I'm fucking nuts and I ain't never getting outta' here!" 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
